Hey you Kevin Smith Clone!!!

[Valdimer]

How the hell are ya these days?????

Corrupted any young ladies panties lately??? hhmmmmmm?

 

[Ravenloft]

I've been trying man, but they won't call back... Blasted women's panties...

 

[Valdimer]

So, how goes it at the computer hmmmmm???

Get any suprises lately???

I'm a rat. lmao

 

[Ravenloft]

Um... No...

...Xander did NOT walk in on me while I was masturbating...

...FUCK!

...You TRICKED me into saying it! Blast you and your evil genious!

 

[Valdimer]

It must be the booze talking man. *hands you a tissue*

Here, clean yourself up with this. LMAO.

I usually wait till everyone else goes to bed before engaging in extracuricular activities.... ya know?

 

[Ravenloft]

*Taking tissue* Thank you.

He was away to band practice... Just as good as if he were upstairs, asleep... Or so I thought... Damn it!

...Never seen me stow my shit so quick, I tell you what!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

No wonder Xander has been in pain.

OH THE HORROR the HORROR

Raven, corrupted any felted souls?

 

[Ravenloft]

What are you looking at, ya flipping muppet! Like you never wacked off in front of the pc... Pfft.

Corrupted felt? Nah, stained PLENTY of it, but never corrupted it... The thing about felt is that you can toss it in the washer...

 

[Valdimer]

You call yourself a tuck and roll kinda guy right?

LMAO.

Get it? Tuck and roll? huh??? *nudge nudge*

Ya, that was kinda lame, but what do you expect at this hour of the morning?

 

[Guest]

Tuck and roll?

*Scratching head*

I don't get it...

 

[Ravenloft]

Is me up there...

I still don't get it...

Heh.

 

[Valdimer]

Tuck and roll, you know

You tuck it out of the way, and roll so no one see's what you are doing.

Get it now???? lmao

 

[Ravenloft]

Um... Yeah... *Cough, cough* I... Get it...

*Scratching head*

 

[Guest]

I think the whole thing is just TMI

*cringes*

 

[Xander]

Traumatic and disturbing images.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Just the kind of thing I would expect...

From a meddlesome, do-gooding Kevin Smith clone!

Bah!

 

[SweetCherry]

I just wanna know. Did Xander get any pics when he walked in?

 

[Guest]

you mean....

thats doing good???


sounds very traumatic to me

 

[doctor_insanus]

I just wanna know. Did Xander get any pics when he walked in?

Oh please say no oh please say no oh please say no...

 

[Guest]

if he did...

maybe he should sell them.....

make some money out of the deal

 

[Xander]

I'll repeat myself.

TRAUMATIC AND DISTURBING IMAGES!!!

 

[SweetCherry]

I know I'd pay to see 'em.

 

[doctor_insanus]

you mean....

thats doing good???


sounds very traumatic to me

Well, they have to do something to relieve the tension while they're waiting for the next evil planet-threatening scheme.

 

[Guest]

eeew doc
just eeeew

 

[doctor_insanus]

Yeah... it's sad.

Poor bastards.