Hey Y'all!

[Guest]

Hey everyone. I'm new here living on the edge with my 22 yr old son, he's fixin to broden my horizons or at least try to! Accutally I love a challenge and this will be a lot of fun! Thats what its all about, when the work for the day is done this will be some place to come and relax or maybe release some tension. Whew, I feel better all ready! Just a single lady , livein and workin and tryin to make a livin doin the best that I can, I love life ! Everyday a new challange, new beginnings , the chance to change or fix or except what ever is delt....... "If you can deel it you better be able to eat it" Makes sence to me........

 

[Imma]

That was me up there folks. Sorry, I'm still getting the hang of this!

 

[estevie]

Welcome to the board, Imma!

Have fun!

 

[Ask For More]

Welcome

 

[Valdimer]

Whoa!!! My mom on a porn board????

Holy shit. Well, lmao, I guess I should welcome you at least.

*looking at the rest of literotica* And dont any of you get that insest idea put into your heads! Hell fuckin no!

Treat her like you would any other.

Oh yea, welcome to the boards, enjoy yourself! This place is a blast.

 

[EmeraldEyes]

Welcome.

 

[MissTaken]

Welcome Imma!

Have a great time

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Hi there!!!!

Welcome aboard. ( Or was that all aboard??? )

Either way, glad to have ya' here.



kgboot

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Val, you're scaring the fuck outta me here

 

[Guest]

Welcome

Just a warning...... look out for trolls and be prepared for crazy shit

 

[Phoenyx]

Welcome.

 

[ohiobbw]

Welcome



I think my mom would disown me if she found out how much time I spend here!

 

[freakygirl]

Welcome to the world of chaos

 

[Debbie]

Welcome!

 

[Valdimer]

Val, you're scaring the fuck outta me here

Why am I scarin the fuck outta ya? Twas her idea to do this, I simply showed her how. (That sounded bad)

Besides, we'll be on at different times anyways. I dont think I coudl really deal with my mom seeing my utmost dirty thoughts on here, lol.

 

[Julian]

The voices in my head...

Welcome to Fight Club...I mean! - Literotica...enjoy the people and sights, but don't drink the water.



Julian

 

[Angel]

Hi Val's mommy!

 

[mig]

And again welcome.

Remember,insanity is no handicap here.

 

[Ravenloft]

I dont think I coudl really deal with my mom seeing my utmost dirty thoughts on here, lol.

Looks like SOMEONE has alot of DELETING to do tonight, eh Val?

Well, anyway, welcome to the boards Imma, I do hope you enjoy it here.

Psst, Val, you gonna tell her who I am?

*Looking nervous*

Psst again, if you do, don't tell her I am the one that got you into Literotica in the first place... I mean, I don't want to be blamed for turning a good mind bad you know... *Sniggering*

 

[TygerEyez]

And again welcome.

Remember,insanity is no handicap here.

Amen, mig. A-fricken-men.

Welcome, Imma.

Hey, Val? Think your mom would be upset if I groped you in front of her?

*snickers* Oh, this situation has such potential!

 

[Valdimer]

Um, Rave, buddy....she knows exactly who you are.

I aint deleting shit! She still dont know how to use the search button thingy, and I'm not gonna tell her how, lol.

And she knows you were the one to introduce me to this wonderful second home of ours. And you didnt corrupt me anyways, I was like this a long time ago. Remember?

 

[Gilly Bean]

Besides, we'll be on at different times anyways. I dont think I coudl really deal with my mom seeing my utmost dirty thoughts on here, lol.

I had that same thought when my hubby first joined!

 

[Ravenloft]

EEK! My cover's been blown! Who ratted me out?
Maybe I should give her a few pointers on how to use the search options... Muahahah!

You mean... I didn't warp your fragile little mind?

 

[TygerEyez]

You mean... I didn't warp your fragile little mind?

Disappointed, Raven?

 

[Valdimer]

Hell no dude!

Old issues of Penthouse, Playboy, Club, and High Society did that all to me many, many years ago.