Hey Spearchucker, get a fucking hobby.

[Aphro]

I'm still unsure as to who Spearchucker is.

 

[Que]

What are you alluding to here? I used my imagination and after stepping into the thing you call a brain (don't worry, there was plenty of room for me), I concluded you think that looks like a pussy.

A giant wood canoe looks like a pussy to you.​

That speaks to how drunk you were and the quality of pussy you get.

You and AJ have the same affliction- both already know that most of think your shit people, there's really no reason to get drunk and constantly reiterate that fact. The shock value faded a long time ago.

Was this "method thinking" where, to get into character, you got drunk to express yourself?

 

[Que]

I'm still unsure as to who Spearchucker is.

A caster of spears?

A chucker of lances?

 

[Aphro]

Oh, right. My bad.

Well, in all honesty, Eyer needs a hobby more than Lance does.

 

[Disgustipated]

Was this "method thinking" where, to get into character, you got drunk to express yourself?

That's just how damn good I am.

Oh, and to take one from your playbook, "English is my second language I am a immigrant, woman!"

 

[Que]

You have dined out for a full week on other's errors far less snarled than that. As Lit's least qualified, and most persistent grammar and spelling Nazi, own your shame.

 

[Disgustipated]

You have dined out for a full week on other's errors far less snarled than that. As Lit's least qualified, and most persistent grammar and spelling Nazi, own your shame.

Are you the Spearchucker?

 

[Que]

Are you the Spearchucker?

Would that I was. An envy that I feel certain you share.

I lack sufficient lat and delt development to be truly effective at skewering with a javelin downrange.

 

[Comshaw]

You haven't had a fucking thought in all the years you've been here.

Ishmael

Oh man Ish! you got me! Damn that was a wonderfully imaginative and Ex Nihilo comeback. No wonder your opinions and facts have that feel. I'm not really sure I can ever recover from that one. Whoa is me.



Comshaw

 

[Disgustipated]

Would that I was. An envy that I feel certain you share.

There is nothing you or Ishtard possess that I envy. Especially the grip of the bottle. Or box.

 

[Que]

There is nothing you or Ishtard possess that I envy. Especially the grip of the bottle. Or box.

Um. Ish was applying the appellation, and not to himself. I was pointing out your envy of spear-chucker, since your retorts whence skewered fall short of your intended cast. Not to fear though, the flight is often over your be-spiked head.

You should stick to lawn darts.

Aim high!

 

[Disgustipated]

Um. Ish was applying the appellation, and not to himself. I was pointing out your envy of spear-chucker, since your retorts whence skewered fall short of your intended cast. Not to fear though, the flight is often over your be-spiked head.

You should stick to lawn darts.

Aim high!

Apology accepted, Sharpie Boi.

 

[Que]

Apology accepted, Sharpie Boi.

Fell short again. Recast.

 

[richard_daily]

Who/what is the spearchucker?

Let's not beat around the bush.

It's a racial slur.

He knows it's a racial slur.

He did it because he's desperate for attention and because he's a racist.

 

[KarenB59]

Spearchucker was on M*A*S*H. Spearchucker Jones . He was in the Swamp with Hawkeye and Trapper John and Frank Burns. He was only on for a few episodes in the first season. I don't remember any explanation on the show why he disappeared.

But there you go. Question answered.

 

[Disgustipated]

Spearchucker was on M*A*S*H. Spearchucker Jones . He was in the Swamp with Hawkeye and Trapper John and Frank Burns. He was only on for a few epis,, ,odes in the first season. I don't remember any explanation on the show why he disappeared.

But there you go. Question answered.

Thanks, Bill.

 

[KarenB59]

Thanks, Bill.

Oh great. Now my question is 'who is Bill?'

 

[Ishmael]

Let's not beat around the bush.

It's a racial slur.

He knows it's a racial slur.

He did it because he's desperate for attention and because he's a racist.

According to who? You? 'Spearchucker' has already responded in this thread, as well as a couple of others that actually know what in the hell is going on.

As for you, if you fell so the pains of humanity so God damned deeply, why don't you put us all out of your misery by putting yourself out of our misery. OD, poison, bullet to the brain, doesn't matter how. I'll neither morn nor celebrate, or as 'spearchucker' might put it, "just another sack of trash to be taken out."

As for the rest of you hyper-sensitive, hand-wringing, bed wetters. Go get your super secret code word dictionary and your 3X magnifying micro-aggression detector that you got for sending in three box tops of "OganoCrap" cereal along with a 25 word or less essay on "How I'm Going to Save the World" and throw them in the garbage. It's time to grow up and realize the world is a rough place to live and that everything may not quite be what that cereal prize, and the marketers behind it, tells you that it is. The more of that shit you buy into, the worse it's going to get.

Ishmael

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*chuckle*

 

[hashtag45]

That reminds me of the instance when the progressives accused of being a "racist" for losing my patience and calling a narrow-minded poster "square-head".

How tf was I supposed to know that some bozos used to call german settlers that way, almost 200 years ago?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I think I deserve credit for being the first poster to use spearchucker...

 

[Lancecastor]

I think I deserve credit for being the first poster to use spearchucker...

Truth.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

 

[richard_daily]

According to who? You? 'Spearchucker' has already responded in this thread, as well as a couple of others that actually know what in the hell is going on.

As for you, if you fell so the pains of humanity so God damned deeply, why don't you put us all out of your misery by putting yourself out of our misery. OD, poison, bullet to the brain, doesn't matter how. I'll neither morn nor celebrate, or as 'spearchucker' might put it, "just another sack of trash to be taken out."

As for the rest of you hyper-sensitive, hand-wringing, bed wetters. Go get your super secret code word dictionary and your 3X magnifying micro-aggression detector that you got for sending in three box tops of "OganoCrap" cereal along with a 25 word or less essay on "How I'm Going to Save the World" and throw them in the garbage. It's time to grow up and realize the world is a rough place to live and that everything may not quite be what that cereal prize, and the marketers behind it, tells you that it is. The more of that shit you buy into, the worse it's going to get.

Ishmael

Are you honestly pretending that you don't know that "spearchucker" is a racial slur?

What did you mean by it then?

I don't believe that you're that stupid. I mean, you're a racist asshole, but I don't think you're that stupid.

 

[Lancecastor]

Are you honestly pretending that you don't know that "spearchucker" is a racial slur?

What did you mean by it then?

I don't believe that you're that stupid. I mean, you're a racist asshole, but I don't think you're that stupid.

Fuck off, dickface.