Hey Spearchucker, get a fucking hobby.

Ishmael

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It's June so you must be at your oft mentioned cabin by now. So take up fishing........and NO, chumming for bottom feeders at Lit. is NOT fishing.

Or go poach a moose. Thrill of the hunt and an extra adrenaline rush to boot.

Maybe build a Birch bark canoe, which looks like a Taco, which looks like........well, use your imagination.

You really do need a constructive hobby.

Ishmael
 
It's June so you must be at your oft mentioned cabin by now. So take up fishing........and NO, chumming for bottom feeders at Lit. is NOT fishing.

Or go poach a moose. Thrill of the hunt and an extra adrenaline rush to boot.

Maybe build a Birch bark canoe, which looks like a Taco, which looks like........well, use your imagination.

You really do need a constructive hobby.

Ishmael

:cattail:....................:cattail:
 
I misread this as go get a fuck buddy, but a hobby sounds like a better idea in this case.
 
It's June so you must be at your oft mentioned cabin by now. So take up fishing........and NO, chumming for bottom feeders at Lit. is NOT fishing.

Or go poach a moose. Thrill of the hunt and an extra adrenaline rush to boot.

Maybe build a Birch bark canoe, which looks like a Taco, which looks like........well, use your imagination.

You really do need a constructive hobby.

Ishmael


Why just last night i caught a pretty little trout at the pub!
 
I practice The Secret before going to Yard Sales... And always find the good stuff.

That's a hobby.

I think.
 
I do not do yard sales...



It's not a hobby, it's a mental illness. Who sells their good china on the front lawn?
 
Dishes and glassware can yield Treasures.

I have a lovely 1964 new york worlds fair decorative plate i got for ten cents.
 
Of course lancie and AJ have no problem with Ish's racist slurs.

Curious how that works, huh? They must all stick together.
 
Of course lancie and AJ have no problem with Ish's racist slurs.

Curious how that works, huh? They must all stick together.

Well, lookee here. Would atlatlchucker meet your approval? How about javelinchucker?

Get the fuck lost you self-righteous little prick.

Ishmael
 
It's June so you must be at your oft mentioned cabin by now. So take up fishing........and NO, chumming for bottom feeders at Lit. is NOT fishing.

Or go poach a moose. Thrill of the hunt and an extra adrenaline rush to boot.

Maybe build a Birch bark canoe, which looks like a Taco, which looks like........well, use your imagination.

You really do need a constructive hobby.

Ishmael

Hmmmmmm......me thinks Ishy has been drinkin' way to much of that rotgut he's been brewin'. Instead of makin' him blind it's rotting ( what's left of) his brain.

That ain't really the problem. The problem is that it ain't gunna' change a damn thing about his assholitis.

Comshaw
 
Hmmmmmm......me thinks Ishy has been drinkin' way to much of that rotgut he's been brewin'. Instead of makin' him blind it's rotting ( what's left of) his brain.

That ain't really the problem. The problem is that it ain't gunna' change a damn thing about his assholitis.

Comshaw

You haven't had a fucking thought in all the years you've been here.

Ishmael
 
Who/what is the spearchucker?

That would be me. I have a spear fetish. I also have a chucking problem. Sometimes when I feel like I hit rock bottom I spearchuck. Thank God I drink a lot or it could be a problem.
 
More proof to the fact that there's no free speech here. Ish is allowed to say the most racist things imaginable and because he groveled and the site owner's feet and begged to come back he doesn't get banned.
 
More proof to the fact that there's no free speech here. Ish is allowed to say the most racist things imaginable and because he groveled and the site owner's feet and begged to come back he doesn't get banned.

That ish is Such a gruvler wannabe.
 
Maybe build a Birch bark canoe, which looks like a Taco, which looks like........well, use your imagination.


Ishmael

What are you alluding to here? I used my imagination and after stepping into the thing you call a brain (don't worry, there was plenty of room for me), I concluded you think that looks like a pussy.

A giant wood canoe looks like a pussy to you.​

That speaks to how drunk you were and the quality of pussy you get.

You and AJ have the same affliction- both already know that most of think your shit people, there's really no reason to get drunk and constantly reiterate that fact. The shock value faded a long time ago.
 
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