Hey Siren

[Problem Child]

Fuck You.

 

[Laurel]

* runs to find a place where she can safely watch the fur fly *

 

[Siren]

I would gladly fuck you PC

 

[Problem Child]

Big L

Bite me.

 

[Siren]

Big M

 

[Problem Child]

you wanna bite me too?

Ok, you get the left cheek, Laurel can have the right.

goodie, my first three-way!

 

[Siren]

Poor PC

 

[Problem Child]

It's hard to avoid stepping on your big-ass Shaquille O'Neill-looking feet. Like dancing with an ostrich, only they're more graceful.

 

[Siren]

PC

 

[Problem Child]

Ok, but don't get any crumbs between your teeth as you pull them out sweetie.

 

[Siren]

If I decide to pull these out of your ass for ya PC...