Hey Sasquatch shave your muffin

That mixed metaphor is bugging me. : /
 
This thread just made me realize that all sasquatches are male. How do they perpetuate the species? Maybe I'm wrong but I have never seen a female sasquatch.
 
google hairy muffin and you get this...

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This thread just made me realize that all sasquatches are male. How do they perpetuate the species? Maybe I'm wrong but I have never seen a female sasquatch.

Watch that bigfoot show on tv and they'll tell you all about male and female and kids and everything. It's disturbing to watch these people. They'll tell you lifespans and sizes and how fast they can run and how the kids can climb trees but the adults can't and what kind of sounds they make and how to call them out. The last is funny because they also admit to never having gotten a good picture so that sorta says something about their bigfoot calls.

Strange people. Like watching a train wreck.
 
Watch that bigfoot show on tv and they'll tell you all about male and female and kids and everything. It's disturbing to watch these people. They'll tell you lifespans and sizes and how fast they can run and how the kids can climb trees but the adults can't and what kind of sounds they make and how to call them out. The last is funny because they also admit to never having gotten a good picture so that sorta says something about their bigfoot calls.

Strange people. Like watching a train wreck.

Didn't you hear that sound from a few miles away? You know, the one that sounded like someone hitting a tree with a stick? That's how they know that the sasquatches heard them.
 
Oh good! We never have threads about this!

My favorite threads topics:

  • Threesome: Should we do it?
  • Open Marriage: Should we do it?
  • Swinging: Should we do it?
  • Penis size
  • Swallow or Spit
  • Anal sex: Where is it legal?
  • I want to fuck my [mom, dad, brother, sister, mother-in-law, father-in-law, cousin, uncle, aunt, grandfather, grandmother, doberman or pastor]
 
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