Hey Rora?

FallingToFly

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*pokes* People really are going to start talking if we keep this threadjack thing going and hoping they don't notice...

So I guess this is the AH equivalent of "Get a room already!" Heheh. :devil:
 
FallingToFly said:
*pokes* People really are going to start talking if we keep this threadjack thing going and hoping they don't notice...

So I guess this is the AH equivalent of "Get a room already!" Heheh. :devil:

Time for the Pay-Per-View porn! :nana:
 
Aurora Black said:
Time for the Pay-Per-View porn! :nana:

And the Magic Fingers bed!!!

*runs down the hall for quarter*

I got 'em!! *waving them triumphantly over the head* We should turn the volume up really loud to annoy the neighbors too, hehehe
 
FallingToFly said:
And the Magic Fingers bed!!!

*runs down the hall for quarter*

I got 'em!! *waving them triumphantly over the head* We should turn the volume up really loud to annoy the neighbors too, hehehe

Just our luck to get the uptight old farts next door. Bleh. :p
 
Aurora Black said:
Just our luck to get the uptight old farts next door. Bleh. :p

Yeah, but I bet with the right application of lube and few drinks, we could get them to loosen up. We should invite them over for magaritas. *evil grin*
 
FallingToFly said:
Yeah, but I bet with the right application of lube and few drinks, we could get them to loosen up. We should invite them over for magaritas. *evil grin*

Okay on the magaritas, but as soon as they get frisky I'm kicking them out. :devil:
 
Aurora Black said:
Okay on the magaritas, but as soon as they get frisky I'm kicking them out. :devil:

Awwww.. well, maybe we can invite the newlyweds from the other side, and get them all drunk, pass the lube over, and sit back and laugh? And maybe take notes for future How To... or Not To stories.
 
FallingToFly said:
Awwww.. well, maybe we can invite the newlyweds from the other side, and get them all drunk, pass the lube over, and sit back and laugh? And maybe take notes for future How To... or Not To stories.

Will these newlyweds be virgins, by any chance? I need fresh meat for my eternal youth. :D
 
Aurora Black said:
Will these newlyweds be virgins, by any chance? I need fresh meat for my eternal youth. :D

Alright now, Elizabeth... *smirking* You only get virgins to slaughter if I can have a bunch of pretty little boy toys to clean up the mess afterwards.

And I think they might have been. Once. Sorry... I kind of checked in yesterday... *blushing*
 
FallingToFly said:
Alright now, Elizabeth... *smirking* You only get virgins to slaughter if I can have a bunch of pretty little boy toys to clean up the mess afterwards.

And I think they might have been. Once. Sorry... I kind of checked in yesterday... *blushing*

I'm not Lizzy, I'm 'Rora. *innocent blink* :D

And who said I was going to slaughter the poor things? I just wanted their precious cherries. They're great for pies. *innocent blink, redux* ;)
 
Aurora Black said:
I'm not Lizzy, I'm 'Rora. *innocent blink* :D

And who said I was going to slaughter the poor things? I just wanted their precious cherries. They're great for pies. *innocent blink, redux* ;)

Elizabeth Bathory.... that countess who slaughtered all those girls...

Oooh...pies. Hey! Let's go visit Sweeney Todd! He makes the best meat pasties....
 
FallingToFly said:
Elizabeth Bathory.... that countess who slaughtered all those girls...

Oooh...pies. Hey! Let's go visit Sweeney Todd! He makes the best meat pasties....

Yeah, I know about her. I prefer scented bath oils to blood, myself. ;)

Sweeney Todd? Ewww! Next you'll suggest a visit to Lizzie Borden for a makeover! :p
 
Aurora Black said:
Yeah, I know about her. I prefer scented bath oils to blood, myself. ;)

Sweeney Todd? Ewww! Next you'll suggest a visit to Lizzie Borden for a makeover! :p

Shhhhhh! That's part of the spa day I have planned for tomorrow! And we're going to go to Dr. Kevorkian's clinic for a health check too!
 
FallingToFly said:
Shhhhhh! That's part of the spa day I have planned for tomorrow! And we're going to go to Dr. Kevorkian's clinic for a health check too!

You mean he's not dead? I really have been away for too long. :p
 
<<<<< Speaking od old farts....... :D

I'm with Ent.... I want some of what you two are smoking.... :cool:
 
TxRad said:
<<<<< Speaking od old farts....... :D

I'm with Ent.... I want some of what you two are smoking.... :cool:

#1: You're not an old fart.
#2: I don't smoke, it fucks up the vocal cords.

That said... *tosses bag of faerie dust into hotel's ventilation system* :devil:
 
Aurora Black said:
Let's call Jett to see if she wants to see Romania again with us. We'll dig him up. :devil:
Shweet! i'm so there!
and half surprised you knew who i was referring to!
 
Aurora Black said:
Let's call Jett to see if she wants to see Romania again with us. We'll dig him up. :devil:
I'll bring a shovel......... I dig digging..... :p

Right now this hole is 2.4 miles deep...... :D
 
TxRad said:
I'll bring a shovel......... I dig digging..... :p

Right now this hole is 2.4 miles deep...... :D

The real one you're working on? What the hell needs a hole that deep? :eek:
 
Aurora Black said:
The real one you're working on? What the hell needs a hole that deep? :eek:
Oil and gas........ and this is not a deep hole for that...... :cool:

The deepest hole I've been on was 4.2 miles....22,000 feet...
 
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