Hey Rick DeVille

Damn you people. Now I want to go out and rent The Princess Bride..... again.
 
JazzManJim said:
You're trying to trick me into giving something away. It won't work

IT HAS WORKED! You've given everything away! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
 
Renegade said:
Damn you people. Now I want to go out and rent The Princess Bride..... again.

I bought the DVD yesterday... it's playing on my laptop right now... but this is almost better
 
Blushing Rose said:
I will, and I choose-- What in the world can that be?
*gesturing up and away from the table*

turns around while the goblets are switched

What! Where?

I don't see anything.
 
Re: TESS!

YogiBare said:
It's great to see you (literally and figuratively) on the Boards again.

I like you much, much better than Rick. ;)

Im not gonna argue with you
 
JazzManJim said:
turns around while the goblets are switched

What! Where?

I don't see anything.

Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. Let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours
 
Blushing Rose said:
Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. Let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours

they both eye each other over the goblets. Slowly they take the cups and raise them to their lips, the Sicilian gleefully and the Man in Black confidently, with a raised eyebrow. They pause a moment, as if to see if the other's nerve had fled then, simultaneously, they drink. Putting their goblets down, the Man in Black smiles and says:

You guessed wrong.
 
(and not a minute too soon...)

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned!

Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this:

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Ha ha ha--

*stops laughing suddenly, and drops dead to the right*
 
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And this concludes this performance of the Literotica Drama and Comedy Troupe. :)

Way to bring it home, BlushingRose. :)
 
JazzManJim said:
And this concludes this performance of the Literotica Drama and Comedy Troupe. :)

Way to bring it home, BlushingRose. :)


*clapping*

Wonderful! :)
 
Bravo. Encore. Encore.

Perhaps you guys can work up something with Mischka and her dancing boobies?
 
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