Hey, Patriots fans....

[islandman]

....your QB likes his footballs a certain way.....

.....illegally.


http://media.mlive.com/sports_impact/photo/tom-brady-2d8a9be161db32a2.jpg

 

[pointless]

i'm almost certain there was a better joke there.

 

[spacekowboy]

Tom Brady likes to fondle soft balls.


There ya go.

 

[islandman]

Tom Brady likes to fondle soft balls.


There ya go.

What does that say about Giselle?

 

[spacekowboy]

What does that say about Giselle?

That she likes her boys swishy.


But we knew that already.

 

[islandman]

I'm listening to Brady's news conference and he keeps repeating that he doesn't want anyone touching his balls.

Uh huh.

 

[pointless]

then just work the shaft, yo.

 

[spacekowboy]

He's more of a P-spot boy.

 

[islandman]

Gay men and straight women are going to use the audio of Brady's news conference as so much wank material given his continued discussion of how he likes to feel the ball, the leather, the laces, etc.

 

[SuprSalor]

Lyin' fuck.. He kew there was something 'off' about the football on the very first snap or at least the first snap a doctored ball was used. If Brady was as innocent as he claims, he would've stopped play immediately and had the footballs checked out. Mans been playing football since he was a young boy. Damn right he can tell the slightest difference in ball pressure. He's as guilty as whoever ordered the balls tampered with an did the actual deed. Whats so fucking laughable is it would not have made any difference in the game. Even if one could irrevocably could prove the under inflated balls led directly to 3 or even 4 touchdowns, The Pats still would have won.. closer game but still a win..WTF was Bellicheck or whoever thinking? Nobody would notice or care? Man might be a brilliant coach but he's a total dumbfuck in other areas. Were I making the call, I'd ban him for life. But I suppose a $25k fine is enough to deter any other organization from ever even thinking of cheating again.
Again, biggest losers are the fans.

 

[islandman]

Lyin' fuck.. He kew there was something 'off' about the football on the very first snap or at least the first snap a doctored ball was used. If Brady was as innocent as he claims, he would've stopped play immediately and had the footballs checked out. Mans been playing football since he was a young boy. Damn right he can tell the slightest difference in ball pressure. He's as guilty as whoever ordered the balls tampered with an did the actual deed. Whats so fucking laughable is it would not have made any difference in the game. Even if one could irrevocably could prove the under inflated balls led directly to 3 or even 4 touchdowns, The Pats still would have won.. closer game but still a win..WTF was Bellicheck or whoever thinking? Nobody would notice or care? Man might be a brilliant coach but he's a total dumbfuck in other areas. Were I making the call, I'd ban him for life. But I suppose a $25k fine is enough to deter any other organization from ever even thinking of cheating again.
Again, biggest losers are the fans.

$25K? Teams likely spend that much in Gatorade every game.