Hey, p_p_man, is there something in the water over there?

[KillerMuffin]

Some of you Brits are seriously fucked up.

Like Sian Thurkettle who has seen ET at least once a fortnight since 1982. She just purchased a month long pass so she can see it as often as she wants. Daily even.

Or Tony Alleyne who spent nearly 12 grand American to convert his one bedroom rented apartment into the Starship Enterprise.

Then there's the old goat in London who decided to fix his problem with "piles" by sticking a live artillery round up his ass. The bomb squad had to defuse the shell, in his ass, before the doctors could remove it.

Then there's the whole "Spice Girls" thing. I'm holding you personally responsible, p_p_man.

Is there just not enough sunlight? I mean it's all fine and well for us Americans to do funky stuff, we're supposed to, it's written in our contract. But brits? You're so staid, stoic, and dignified, p_p_man, I can hardly believe your fellow countrymen would do things so uncharacteristic of you.

At least you're not the only one obsessed with American things.

 

[p_p_man]

Originally posted by KillerMuffin
Is there just not enough sunlight? I mean it's all fine and well for us Americans to do funky stuff, we're supposed to, it's written in our contract. But brits? You're so staid, stoic, and dignified, p_p_man, I can hardly believe your fellow countrymen would do things so uncharacteristic of you.

At least you're not the only one obsessed with American things.

What?

You've never heard of the noted British eccenticity or the famous Noel Coward song:

"Mad Dogs and Englishmen go out in the noonday sun"?

We invented madness...

It's in the blood.

 

[mig]

We invented it and p_p turned it into Fine Art.

 

[p_p_man]

KM I saw this and thought of you...

Now you know why we English are like we are.

We're just patriotic that's all...


PATRIOTIC PREJUDICE

by Flanders and Swann

And crossing the Channel one cannot say much
For the French or the Spanish, the Danish or Dutch;
The Germans are Germans, the Russians are Red
And the Greeks and Italians eat garlic in bed.
The English are moral, the English are good
And clever and modest and misunderstood
And all the world over each nation's the same -
They've simply no notion of Playing the Game;
They argue with Umpires, they cheer when they've won,
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun
The English, the English, the English are best
So up with the English and down with the rest
It's not that the others are wicked or bad:
It's knowing they're not English that makes them so mad

 

[KillerMuffin]

*p_p_man immediately after reading his poem. . .*

http://offcentre.net/mandark/multi/dextersrival08t.gif

"AH HA HA . . . AH HA HA HA HA!"

 

[Problem Child]

Muffin, stop saying "fortnight", it sounds wimpy.

 

[android1966]

Some of you Brits are seriously fucked up.

there's the old goat in London who decided to fix his problem with "piles" by sticking a live artillery round up his ass. The bomb squad had to defuse the shell, in his ass, before the doctors could remove it.


At least you're not the only one obsessed with American things.

You mean is this an American thing?

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, it's a p_p_man thing.


PC, baby, you sexy piece of sarcastic love. FORTNIGHT!!!!!!

 

[p_p_man]

Muffin, stop saying "fortnight", it sounds wimpy.

fortnight

fortnight

fortnight

fortnight

fortnight

fortnight


F O R T N I G H T ! ! !

 

[KillerMuffin]

*cringing* p_p_man is your muffin, now?

When I said I wanted you to have gay sex, this isn't quite what I meant.