hey monkeyfuckers!!!

[perks]

St. Peter that's you, put down the sheep, cowboy.

 

[Saint Peter]

I paid this sheep top dollar for a night on the town.

Lighten up people. Sheeesh.

 

[perks]

I'll lure the monkeys with my banana, and then you pounce, k?

 

[Saint Valentine]

St. Peter that's you, put down the sheep, cowboy.

I'm confused. Is he fucking monkees or sheep?

 

[Rhys]

Shh. Perky! You'll get that weird animal control person all hot and bothered again *shudder*

 

[Saint Peter]

Talk about animal abuse. I saw a Dumb Pet Tricks on Letterman where a monkey rode a german shepard down a playground slide. Unreal I tell you.

 

[perks]

Re: Re: hey monkeyfuckers!!!

I'm confused. Is he fucking monkees or sheep?

davy was dreamy

 

[perks]

Talk about animal abuse. I saw a Dumb Pet Tricks on Letterman where a monkey rode a german shepard down a playground slide. Unreal I tell you.

ohhhhhhh PORN!!!

 

[Saint Valentine]

Re: Re: Re: hey monkeyfuckers!!!

davy was dreamy

I always knew they weren't into girls.

 

[perks]

but Saintpeter is, I hear. Girl sheep... girl monkeys...

 

[Saint Peter]

but Saintpeter is, I hear. Girl sheep... girl monkeys...

And do not forget girl dophins.




Sorry Flipper. Life can be a bitch.

 

[perks]

be careful, the boy dolphins will put a hurting on you aka "King of the Hill" style.

 

[Eumenides]

I like ducks.

 

[Saint Valentine]

but Saintpeter is, I hear. Girl sheep... girl monkeys...

I could never figure out why we had him as our greeter.
"Welcome. Thanks for shopping at God~Mart. Would you like a cart?"

 

[perks]

I like ducks.

I call dibs on being that duck.

 

[Saint Peter]

I like ducks.

Emu is into HVAC?

 

[Eumenides]

I call dibs on being that duck.

I won't argue that.

 

[perks]

I could never figure out why we had him as our greeter.
"Welcome. Thanks for shopping at God~Mart. Would you like a cart?"

Gotta have a stud to catch all the babes.

 

[Saint Peter]

I could never figure out why we had him as our greeter.
"Welcome. Thanks for shopping at God~Mart. Would you like a cart?"

SaintPeter is old and cranky.

"TAKE THE CART, BITCH!!"