Hey Mediums!

[parodyluvr75]

Lets discuss your séances. Feel free to share pictures of your setup or links to your events. Penes and Ouija boards work as well. Also what is your dream instrument? Crystal ball, oujia board or goat entrails?


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[remy_lebeau8]

Wooo I got a parody thread! I feel loved and such now. Does this mean I'm moving up in the lit world now?

Hijack over. Carry on

 

[WeedSmoke420]

i played wit the Ouija board before.. awesome

 

[parodyluvr75]

Wooo I got a parody thread! I feel loved and such now. Does this mean I'm moving up in the lit world now?

Hijack over. Carry on

i played wit the Ouija board before.. awesome

 

[WeedSmoke420]

hahah, fucking sweeet!

i like both of them.. but that guitar is narly hehehe

 

[remy_lebeau8]

My last seance was bullshit. Damn ghost wouldnt answer the phone.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

My last seance was bullshit. Damn ghost wouldnt answer the phone.

casper is that you? lmfao

 

[remy_lebeau8]

casper is that you? lmfao

Caspers not so friendly anymore. I tried to strike up a conversation and he told me to fuck off

 

[parodyluvr75]

My last seance was bullshit. Damn ghost wouldnt answer the phone.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

Caspers not so friendly anymore. I tried to strike up a conversation and he told me to fuck off

you shouldve turned on the lights! lol

 

[kotori]

I haven't been a medium since 1973. Mor an XXL now.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

lol..

 

[phrodeau]

I tried a Ouija board once, but the pointer thing wouldn't move for me.

So I jerked off and noted where the spatters fell. The message I got was "Yes Good 4 U".

 

[parodyluvr75]

I tried a Ouija board once, but the pointer thing wouldn't move for me.

So I jerked off and noted where the spatters fell. The message I got was "Yes Good 4 U".

As good a use for a oujia board as any.

 

[Oscuridad]

This thread discriminates against Smalls and Larges.

...

Just saying.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I thought you put penne at first and wondered how the fuck you see your future in pasta. Blind twat.

Although I guess a good medium could read anything...

 

[parodyluvr75]

This thread discriminates against Smalls and Larges.

...

Just saying.

I need a spanking for that transgression or some hail marys.

I thought you put penne at first and wondered how the fuck you see your future in pasta. Blind twat.

Although I guess a good medium could read anything...

One noodle or another...

Tea leaves or pasta. I'd rather have the pasta with a nice cream sauce.

 

[Oscuridad]

I need a spanking for that transgression or some hail marys.

Let's not be stingy.

Both can be arranged.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Let's not be stingy.

Both can be arranged.

I was afraid I was greedy...

I'll bring my rosary!

 

[Oscuridad]

I was afraid I was greedy...

I'll bring my rosary!

*looks up from writing "penance" on his palm in sharpie*

What was that?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Do you think your administration of penance might be a little heavy handed?

*grins*

 

[Oscuridad]

Do you think your administration of penance might be a little heavy handed?

*grins*

Would there be any point if it weren't?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Would there be any point if it weren't?

Not really, I just wanted to state the obvious.

 

[Oscuridad]

Not really, I just wanted to state the obvious.

I suppose I could put on a wrist-weight.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Not really, I just wanted to state the obvious.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?