Hey man, there's a woman on your lap...

[Artina Heartflash]

On a bus ride, a strange woman approaches you and plops onto your lap. She asks you, "Would you follow me home?"

What is your reaction? Are you going to ask why? Or are you going to just let her lead you by your--um--- tie, off the bus to her place?

Guys, she could be setting you up for some sex. She may tie you to the pots and pans rack that hangs from her kitchen ceiling. But you may end up with more kinky action from her bisexual, aggressive hubby when he pops out of the closet unexpectedly in superchef costume, waving a wooden pizza paddle.

She may be hoping you have enough chivalrous, bodyguard instinct to protect her from that man in the bus seat behind you who has been stalking her for days. Walk her to the police station because that fellow may be carving your name in his hidden pistol's bullet.

She may just be needing a man to fix her kitchen plumbing. Or she may have a hubby whose plumbing has been broken for years and she is in need of a wet fix. She may just need her cougar bathed.

Would her attire factor in your decision? Wedding dress, bikini, bag lady sack, business suit (is that tomato stain?) to examine.

Would you check her out beyond her boob size for scents of formaldehyde, Passion perfume, men's cologne?

Would you consider her tone of voice when she asks you the question? Is it shaky? Is it husky? Is it bubbly?

What WOULD your reaction/ thought be?

Ask her "why" she wants you to follow her, before you loosen your tie---or your pants zipper. And be kind if you brush her off your lap. She may have a tender disk in her back from typing too long at the computer at Lit.

 

[Jim44444]

On a bus ride, a strange woman approaches you and plops onto your lap. She asks you, "Would you follow me home?"

What is your reaction? Are you going to ask why? Or are you going to just let her lead you by your--um--- tie, off the bus to her place? )

A very polite but unequivocal "No". She asked, "Would you follow me home?"
She did not ask to be walked or escorted home. Her request implies a stalker fetish which puts her mental state into question. There is no way my manhood is going anywhere near a nut case on the bus.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

A very polite but unequivocal "No". She asked, "Would you follow me home?"
She did not ask to be walked or escorted home. Her request implies a stalker fetish which puts her mental state into question. There is no way my manhood is going anywhere near a nut case on the bus.

Her question could also be how a Domme would ask someone whom she senses is a submissive. "Follow" meaning, "follow my lead." Have you not seen any old movies where the woman in a red dress crooks her finger seductively at an admiring man and says simply, "follow me"? Would not the appeal be there if your chin were on the tip of her fingers and the words flow invitingly from the solid curve of her cherry lips?

such is the risk of judgement when a woman dares to be bold. But then, if she were me, I would apologise for disturbing you and just shrug off the bad call. (Stalker fetish? I have none. Just the occasional flash of adventurous nature, and a love for human contact.)

 

[Artina Heartflash]

(Stalker fetish? I have none. Just the occasional flash of adventurous nature, and a love for human contact.)

Oh, I forgot to add: I've also the interest in the mind and heart of those I encounter. Hence this OP, as an attempt to tap such.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

That's actually happened to me twice, altho they didn't sit on my lap. The first one I did follow home. She was very pregnant and her legs were swollen so I just made sure she got home ok but there was no way I was going to take her up on her offers. I did hang out for a couple of hours but left being uncomfortable with the situation.

The second one altho "friendly", got off the bus alone.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

That's actually happened to me twice, altho they didn't sit on my lap. The first one I did follow home. She was very pregnant and her legs were swollen so I just made sure she got home ok but there was no way I was going to take her up on her offers. I did hang out for a couple of hours but left being uncomfortable with the situation.

The second one altho "friendly", got off the bus alone.

It's off topic, but dang: that's an interesting cover on the privates in your av. What's it supposed to be?

 

[drmagic]

I quite suspect that I'd follow her if I felt any attraction at all, which I almost certainly would if she did that to me

 

[thejabber27]

I think this would all come down to if I was bored, Normally I help strangers out with a questions if I have reason to believe it's someone that needs help (body language, how they dress, etc.) If I'm bored I just throw caution to the wind and would just say sure and help her home. Also I'd probably ask if whatever food I'm currently fascinated with was involved though. Does that answer your question?

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I think this would all come down to if I was bored, Normally I help strangers out with a questions if I have reason to believe it's someone that needs help (body language, how they dress, etc.) If I'm bored I just throw caution to the wind and would just say sure and help her home. Also I'd probably ask if whatever food I'm currently fascinated with was involved though. Does that answer your question?

Yes, it answers the basic ones.
And it raises other questions:

You want her to cook you dinner or are you just wondering what contents in her fridge can be dumped on her (as in movie "9 1/2 weeks")?

 

[LusterMunky]

I got nuttin', except you have the greatest name on Lit.

 

[RUlookingup]

I would be intrigued....it would come down to her appearance and if I viewed her as lucid. I would constantly be evaluating her for signs of madness. While her presentation in itself is a bit mad, I wouldn't discount her based solely on it. I would want to see if she is merely looking to use this as some kind of foreplay and ask questions to see where she might bring things in the coming hours. My initial reaction would certainly be shock, however if my loins were aroused who knows where things might end up.

 

[raiguy]

I think it would really depend on her demeanor. Is she friendly? Is she aggressive? Is she alone? I'd also be checking over her appearance. Is she wearing a ring, or is there a telltale mark from where a wedding band is?

From there, I'd just have to go with my gut as to whether or not I feel like it would be okay to follow her.

 

[thejabber27]

Yes, it answers the basic ones.
And it raises other questions:

You want her to cook you dinner or are you just wondering what contents in her fridge can be dumped on her (as in movie "9 1/2 weeks")?

Neither, I just want to know if said food is involved in the situation.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I would be intrigued....it would come down to her appearance and if I viewed her as lucid. I would constantly be evaluating her for signs of madness. While her presentation in itself is a bit mad, I wouldn't discount her based solely on it. I would want to see if she is merely looking to use this as some kind of foreplay and ask questions to see where she might bring things in the coming hours. My initial reaction would certainly be shock, however if my loins were aroused who knows where things might end up.

Good that you want to protect yourself from any harm, and that you are investigative.

If her cling indicates she's fearful and in trouble (perhaps being stalked by another on the bus), what would your reaction be? Would you walk her to the police station? Or just to her home? There may be NO one stalking her, but something shook her up and she is reaching for you to help her. Would you think of sex as a way to calm her? Wow, if so. That would be a rare find: a man with compassion who knows that sex can have multiple purposes, not just a momentary relief.

I like your answer very much.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I think it would really depend on her demeanor. Is she friendly? Is she aggressive? Is she alone? I'd also be checking over her appearance. Is she wearing a ring, or is there a telltale mark from where a wedding band is?

From there, I'd just have to go with my gut as to whether or not I feel like it would be okay to follow her.

Yes, demeanor is a factor. As for the telltale ring imprint, she could explain it as "recently divorced/separated." I have been married for a long time and still am, but have no imprint of a band. I quit wearing it when it became so tight my knuckle reddened. The wedding ring , present or not, doesn't indicate the status of the woman nowadays.

If she were wearing a wedding dress, would you ask her why? Perhaps she is a model for that bridal shop outside the bus window. You'll be in the next commercial for that store, because there's a cam right behind the bus driver's seat and it's rolling...lol...

 

[Jim44444]

Different scenario

Good that you want to protect yourself from any harm, and that you are investigative.

If her cling indicates she's fearful and in trouble (perhaps being stalked by another on the bus), what would your reaction be? Would you walk her to the police station? Or just to her home? There may be NO one stalking her, but something shook her up and she is reaching for you to help her. Would you think of sex as a way to calm her? Wow, if so. That would be a rare find: a man with compassion who knows that sex can have multiple purposes, not just a momentary relief.

I like your answer very much.

If she exhibits fear and her request is a cry for help then yes, I would follow her home. She might still be the nut case from my earlier reply but my sense of justice would override my sense of personal safety. As for the sex, I don't know. I am not into taking advantage of someone but given the correct circumstances I am only human with the male trait of thinking with the little head.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

This is precisely why I don't use public transportation

 

[thejabber27]

This is precisely why I don't use public transportation

Because I'd ask you if venison loin was involved?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Because I'd ask you if venison loin was involved?

lol.. there's way to much loin on the bus

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

This is precisely why I don't use public transportation

Given your location, I can think of a whole list of reasons to avoid the public transport

 

[L8tnIt]

I will converse with this mysterious woman to learn of why she has chosen me to follow her deliberately.
More than likely, I may just do as I am asked if my own demands will allow it (if I am in no rush, then sure; otherwise, I am sorry I can't help)
After learning why and deciding on if I can/cannot do so, I will at least point her in the right direction of how to do what she asks.

Isn't that just a typical Boy Scout answer?
It probably is, but that is what I'd do.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I will converse with this mysterious woman to learn of why she has chosen me to follow her deliberately.
More than likely, I may just do as I am asked if my own demands will allow it (if I am in no rush, then sure; otherwise, I am sorry I can't help)
After learning why and deciding on if I can/cannot do so, I will at least point her in the right direction of how to do what she asks.

Isn't that just a typical Boy Scout answer?
It probably is, but that is what I'd do.

She'd know you're no boy scout if you wear a patch that reads "security" instead of the wolf cub patch.

Compass needles are no good on this bus. Next stop: Twilight Zone...

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

It's off topic, but dang: that's an interesting cover on the privates in your av. What's it supposed to be?

My holiday celebration thong.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

My holiday celebration thong.

It's not for "Day of the Dead", for sure.

I guess Yuletide. It looks like a Renaissance Festival article.
Whatever holiday it's for, it's an attractive package.

 

[LWulf]

I've seen this pop up a couple of times and thought I'd add my 2 cents.

Okay, first, I don't do quickies nor one-night stands, so the playfulness that this is meant to elicit would likely go completely to waste on me.

If someone plopped herself down on my lap, my weird-ometer would be going off, big time. I would be polite, but my first question out of my mouth, at any further "playfulness" would be "what is your game?" or "How much are you charging?"

If she said she was feeling stalked and wanted an escort home, I might be gallant enough to comply, though my weird-ometer would still be going off, because you don't act playful to request someone's aid; she would be more frightened and/or tense.

I DON'T like being "led" around, I would NOT go into her house, I would NEVER let her tie me up, maybe after several "dates", but guaranteed, I have gotten out of restraints before, if I didn't want to be in them. I'm not trying to say I am "superhuman", but just that pig-headed stubborn.

I am usually noted for looking in a woman's eyes on first meeting her, no matter how big her boobs are. Her manner of dress would be immaterial. Though obviously, if she looked like a bag lady and smelled of formaldehyde, she doesn't have a home, even though polite to a fault, I would try to get her off my lap to the point of letting her sit down on the seat instead of me (which I suspect was her ulterior motive).
If she had on a business outfit, I would be highly incensed that she feel she can "take what she wants." If she pressed her playfulness further, I might likely make her stand up then toss her over my lap and entertain the whole bus load humiliating her (this would not be in an attempt to get "romantic" with her but showing her how furious I was at her).
If "she" smelled in any way like men's cologne, I would pointedly tell him to get off me now, or else.

Now, the way she MIGHT get a toe hold over me is if she plopped herself on my lap each time I was on the bus, presumably while I was going to or from work. This might get me to lower my defenses and realize she was being selectively playful. The same doubts would be going through me regarding trying to lead me to her home, getting in her home, or trying me up.

I am a VERY difficult person to try to CON, COAX, or COERCE. Usually, the more someone tries to do this, the more I suspect they are trying to do something underhanded, making me increasingly surly.

Honesty and being straight up usually goes further with me, but someone looking for a one-night stand is rarely interested in being honest.

Like I said, I didn't think this scenario is set up with someone like me in mind, but felt it might be helpful in whatever story you are working up.