Hey Madison, may the good lord give...

FlamingoBlue

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you the strength to take a good poop.
I broke a tooth so I didn't start my trial today. I'm buzzed out on motrin and percoset waiting to go to the dentist. I,m going to take a nap.

Love you,

blue
 
This is just great! Now everyone knows that I can't poop!
I hope you feel better, dad. I know the drugs are helping, in more ways than one.
I also know someone is going to yell at us for using this medium as a message service to each other.
Oh well.
Madison
 
They should meet your grandma, Madison

Then they would know where it comes from. Hey, I wonder if I should hook granma up with the Lit board?

Her name would be Native American. We could call her "Sitting Shiva" Think of the threads?

Oy, do I got a pain!
My (grand) children never call.
All my friends never call me back because their dead.
But, does he drive at night?
What kinda protection do you use?

I can see it now. Wadya think, Madison?

daddyblue

[Edited by FlamingoBlue on 01-22-2001 at 08:11 AM]
 
Now that is very funny, Ambro....

No pics, but she tells a great story. Sex stories from a Jewish Grandma.

blue
 
Madison said:
This is just great! Now everyone knows that I can't poop!
I hope you feel better, dad. I know the drugs are helping, in more ways than one.
I also know someone is going to yell at us for using this medium as a message service to each other.
Oh well.
Madison

Madison I can help with that, I give good Enamas :p HEEHEHEHEHE

E
 
We are a bit odd, I guess. We're good looking, and really well dressed so we can get away with it--as sad as that may be.
How often has this happened in your family:
I went to my dad's house about a month ago; I needed his help to close the deal on my new car.I walk into his beautiful home and it's literally in shambles from a great party he threw the night before (that lasted until 3:30 am).
Just as we're ready to go to the dealership, I find him at the kitchen table/bar getting high, holding it in and saying, as he exhales: "I'm ready to go when you are." I just shook my head slowly.
It should've been me.
Whatever--he did help me close the deal.
Madison
 
Hey,Madison?? Would you like to ....

stop by the house for some soup? I am home until 2:45.

blue
 
So, What do we call the show???

How about blue & Madison?? Yeah, that sounds good.

blue
 
Actually, not. I meant blue &....

Madison. Nice try, though.
Smooches,honey. (as your daddy fades into the west).

blue
 
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