Hey Lance!

[Problem Child]

Have you always been such a fucking dork?

 

[Lasher]

Just the other night he was saying how he looks to lube up his pocket protector with KY and, well, you know....

Does that answer your question?

 

[miles]

Shit stirrer

 

[P. B. Walker]

fuck (fk) Vulgar Slang
v. fucked, fuck·ing, fucks
v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with.
To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

v. intr.
To engage in sexual intercourse.
To act wastefully or foolishly.
To interfere; meddle. Often used with with.

n.
An act of sexual intercourse.
A partner in sexual intercourse.
A despised person.
Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?

interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.

fuck·ing (fkng) Vulgar Slang
adv. & adj.
Used as an intensive.



dork (dôrk)
n.
Slang. A stupid, inept, or foolish person: “the stupid antics of America's favorite teen-age cartoon dorks” (Joshua Mooney).
Vulgar Slang. The penis.




Mmmm so basically you are saying he's an intensive penis? lol

That's heavy man.

PBW

 

[Cheyenne]

This thread needs a bit of estrogen...

 

[P. B. Walker]

This thread needs a bit of estrogen...

I need to inject some excess testosterone...

PBW

 

[sunstruck]

Just the other night he was saying how he looks to lube up his pocket protector with KY and, well, you know....

No that is his flesh light. He wore out the pocket pussy during the last Gilligan's Island marathon.

 

[Lasher]

He wore out the pocket pussy during the last Gilligan's Island marathon.

Oops... I forgot about his obsession with the Professor, lol.

 

[HeavyStick]

Oops... I forgot about his obsession with the Professor, lol.

Gilligan is pretty weakminded, Lance might be able to dominate him.

 

[Lasher]

Gilligan is pretty weakminded, Lance might be able to dominate him.

You know deep down Lance really wants to be a bitch boy.

 

[tulip2lipservice]

I feel the love that so many of

us have grown towards such a caring and concerned member of the lit board. He is always looking out for the best interest in us all. He takes the time to get to know others and pm's so many with praise and what not. Then on the boards he reams them. He is considerate also for he edits those posts as not to add salt to others wounds. Then when all else fails our words and thoughts are translated by him so we can better understand what we meant in the first place or is it a way to make us feel connected to him for he shows us how we are proving his point. I do not know for I am so easily confused and could use his help here to clarify things. All I know is I am grateful for all the posts he has shared to warn us about the horrors of lit. The cookies that chip away at our computers that I needed to sweep them so this way no hits for this site and then no advertisement. What a guy I tell you. So let's all take a moment to cheer (bronx cheer that is) him. Hip hip ...........................

 

[HeavyStick]

You know deep down Lance really wants to be a bitch boy.

That's your theory.

Staying with it though, who'd be his Dom from Gilligan's Island?

 

[Lasher]

Staying with it though, who'd be his Dom from Gilligan's Island?

Mrs Howell. She'd be hot in leather.

 

[sunstruck]

You know deep down Lance really wants to be a bitch boy.

Is anyone looking for a new bitch boy? Anyone?

 

[Gil_Favor]

That's your theory.

Staying with it though, who'd be his Dom from Gilligan's Island?

Thurston Howell the 3rd

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Appreciate the offer Sunstruck

but I already had my go at one and to tell you the truth he really wasn't any good. So difficult these days to find a good sub bitch boy I tell ya.

Heavy I always figured Maryann a good dom type but I think that Lasher has a point Mrs. Howell fits the bill well. She used to always wear gloves.

Peace,
Tulip

 

[Lancecastor]

Re: I feel the love that so many of

us have grown towards such a caring and concerned member of the lit board.

He is always looking out for the best interest in us all.

He takes the time to get to know others and pm's so many with praise and what not.

He is considerate also for he edits those posts as not to add salt to others wounds.

Then when all else fails our words and thoughts are translated by him so we can better understand what we meant in the first place or is it a way to make us feel connected to him for he shows us how we are proving his point.

I do not know for I am so easily confused and could use his help here to clarify things.

All I know is I am grateful for all the posts he has shared.

Thank you Tulip.

 

[sunstruck]

You need a new trick if you want us to keep hiring your pony ride Lance.

 

[HeavyStick]

hmmm, How about both Howell's dominating him?

 

[Lasher]

You need a new trick if you want us to keep hiring your pony ride Lance.

Why do I feel so sorry for the pony?

 

[tulip2lipservice]

Re: Re: I feel the love that so many of

Thank you Tulip.

Thank you Lance! That is another thing I find so charming of you. You take the time to quote so many and to edit them for us. It is always good to know that you will be about to make my words clearer and more accurate in your favor. Again thank you, NOT.

 

[Gil_Favor]

hmmm, How about both Howell's dominating him?

A little tag team action, I have this mental picture of the Howells dressed in leather

 

[HeavyStick]

Why do I feel so sorry for the pony?

The pony is the Top.

 

[Cheyenne]

Don't you love it when the board unites for a common cause?

 

[Lancecastor]

Don't you love it when the board unites for a common cause?

Well, it is the American way...and it's completely consistent with the Board's commitment to Free Speech, so yes, it is appropriate to note any demonstration of The Clique's true colors.

Lance