Hey, I'm almost a guru

[ManOSafety]

ack, what should I do now? Isn't that cause for a party? But it's so quiet dang it.

C'mon people wake up out there, help my guruization occur with style

For that matter, just talk to me, I'm here and on MSN and AIM if you feel like it.

 

[Juliangel]

Ready and waiting for you sweetie.

What do you want your 500 licks with? Paddle, hand tongue???

As for your Guru pants, they say they are coming but most of us are still running around naked waiting for them.

http://fortunecity.animfactory.com/animations/sports/miscellaneous/ping_pong_paddle_sm_clr.gif

 

[Katerina Val-Kyrie]

Hi

ManOSafety, I too was thinking it was pretty quiet...nice to see you tonight. Congrats on your upcoming guruhood. I only just made that catagory myself. Only took me a year and a half. But, I am here now and it feels good. Have fun with your new title, I know I am.

Hugs KitKat

 

[ManOSafety]

Pants??

I get pants?? woohoo....

As for the licks darlin, well you know that I have a thing for tongues, but I'm starting to learn to appreciate a hand or paddle or two

 

[ManOSafety]

Thank you

Thanks Juliangel and KitKat, I appreciate the thoughts. This thread certainly did not have the effect of livening up the evening however, so I think I'm going to bed and my gurudom will have to wait at least another day. Good-night

 

[Juliangel]

so I think I'm going to bed and my gurudom will have to wait at least another day. Good-night

have sweet erotic guru dreams

 

[Mustang Sally]

Congratulations ManO!! Lots of *kisses* and *tickles* to ya!

http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/smileysex5.gif

 

[ManOSafety]

What the heck, I'm still not a guru, so let's resurrect this from a couple of days ago. Maybe this will be the night, huh?

 

[Silverlily]

Oh-oh, two more to go!

Seems to be my lot to be here for the milestones.

 

[Guest]

C'mon baby! Two more to go!!

 

[ManOSafety]

Hey, y'know what? I was hesitant to post tonight because every time I've reached a Literotica milestone, someone had been there and I was trying to decide whether or not I should keep the streak going.

Well, this will make post number 500, so I guess that tells you that I either decided to risk it or...

 

[Silverlily]

Congrats! and *mwah*!!

(all my gif links got erased )

 

[ManOSafety]

thankyouthankyouverymuch

Now that I'm older and wiser, I think that I have a much better understanding of the board and will be able to post exceedingly more meaningful threads and replies. Ahh, the burden of being a guru. I hope it's not too much for the sensitive, indecisive goat that I am.

And, thanks sweetie, :* right back at ya

 

[Silverlily]

Re: thankyouthankyouverymuch

I think that I have a much better understanding of the board and will be able to post exceedingly more meaningful threads and replies.

Why on earth would you want to do a thing like that?

 

[ManOSafety]

Why so that I can uphold the dignity of the position of guru of course.

 

[Silverlily]

Now who is going to clean the Pepsi off of my monitor? Hmmm <tapping her foot>?

Ugh, no more late night chats dear, new job starts tomorrow.

 

[ManOSafety]

I'm sad that we won't have the chats, but excited about your new opportunity.

I also hope that other things are going well for you.

I see that your gif locations have been lost, what about MSN too?

 

[Silverlily]

MSN is a long story. Maybe I'll get a chance tomorrow evening to send an email.

Good night and congratulations on 500, glad I was here to see it! ('cause after all, despite earlier concerns, we really knew you could do it. )

 

[ManOSafety]

Kitten Eyes

Good-night, and I'd love an e-mail, I missed chatting with ya.

Good luck tomorrow! Knock 'em dead.