Hey girls!!!

[Guest]

Semen helps stop breast cancer and stuff

One of the boun cers at the club just emailed this to me and stuff and I was really shocked and stuff cause I thought it was just some guys looking to get blow jobs and stuff but some really good doctors studyd it and said so and stuff so you can believe what CNN says this time and stuff so Im gonna give Tony a blow job tonight just cause he was nice enough to think of me cause I worry about getting breast cancer cause their so big I think my chances are higher and stuff even since I made them smaller and stuff.

Debbie

 

[Guest]

blow him once for me? my boobs are so small, they only need the one blow job. i figure youre just the chick to do it for me.
thanks debbie, for caring about my breasts.
v~

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I care about your breasts too. It's just the kind of guy I am

 

[Guest]

I care about your breasts too. It's just the kind of guy I am

ah... thats really super nice.
id care about your breasts theres just one thing we have to take care of first...
just clench your teeth
hold your breath and i promise the whole procedure will be over in a blink.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

http://media.spikedhumor.com/4798/free_mammogram.jpg

 

[Guest]

http://media.spikedhumor.com/4798/free_mammogram.jpg

THAT ROCKS!
id love to wear that on an Olivia cruise.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

It's my dream job. Boobs are wunnerful things, I just don't get to spend enough quality time with them.

 

[Guest]

It's my dream job. Boobs are wunnerful things, I just don't get to spend enough quality time with them.

i think you should write an ode to mammaries.