Hey George did you know...

[p_p_man]

that there's this big conference going on in South Africa right now all about the environment?

Thought you might be interested considering your new love of trees an'all. And I know they sent you an invitation beecause the news said so. Maybe it got lost in the post.

If you hurry you can still get there in time to make your speech...

Just like all the other world leaders are doing...

ppman

 

[hogjack]

If this is a message for actor George Peppard...

...it's not very funny. He died 8 years ago!

 

[70/30]

he was talking about GOD

George Burns (aka GOD) died 6 years ago, the world will never be the same without him.

 

[phrodeau]

I hope George Carlin can make it. He'd give a great speech.

 

[hogjack]

I think Curious George would liven

...up the festivities!

 

[p_p_man]

Re: I think Curious George would liven

...up the festivities!

I think the George I'm really talking about will probably get lost on his way to the conference.

 

[Sillyman]

I think he's talking about George Baily...

"The enviromental conference isn't here. You think it's in South Africa but it's not. It's in Bill's house and in Tony's house... Look, will a 3% emissions reduction hold you until next week?"


It's a Wonderful Presidency.

 

[teddybear4play]

that there's this big conference going on in South Africa right now all about the environment?

Thought you might be interested considering your new love of trees an'all. And I know they sent you an invitation beecause the news said so. Maybe it got lost in the post.

If you hurry you can still get there in time to make your speech...

Just like all the other world leaders are doing...

Why bother? We showed up for Kyoto, found out it was a bunch of bullshit, horseshit, and shit from endangered species, and unanimously torpedoed their recommendations in the U.S. Senate. At least this time we're saving the money from the flight there.

Plus, since you all think we're the bastard of the world, environmentally speaking, we might as well act like it.

TB4p

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: Hey George did you know...

Why bother? We showed up for Kyoto, found out it was a bunch of bullshit, horseshit, and shit from endangered species, and unanimously torpedoed their recommendations in the U.S. Senate. At least this time we're saving the money from the flight there.

Plus, since you all think we're the bastard of the world, environmentally speaking, we might as well act like it.

TB4p

You are obviously unaware how the Kyoto was handled in the Senate...and why.

ppman

 

[bluespoke]

Re: Re: Hey George did you know...

Plus, since you all think we're the bastard of the world, environmentally speaking, we might as well act like it.

TB4p

If we all thought you were the bastard of the world would we still be talking to you?

What we need is less knee jerk reactions from both sides and some serious thinking and action on problems that affect us all, including the ostriches!

 

[miles]

ppgirl

OCD can be successfully treated. Maybe then you can forget about Bush for a bit. While you're there, see if you can get the alcohol and bigotry monkey off your back.

 

[Ishmael]

This is funny. Holding an environmental conference in SA is like holding a Baptist revival meeting in a whorehouse. Or giving Libya the chairmanship of the UN Human Rights Committee. (What? They DID give Libya the chairmanship? Oh well.)

They going to try to do something about those mines tailings and all those burning tires?

Ishmael

 

[SINthysist]

p_p_man I would hope George has something better to do than sit around listening to a bunch of countries whom have pretty much ABOLISHED their own enviroments and resources tell the United States how to manage and protect our resources.

Now if they were willing to fawking listen for once, maybe we could help them...

 

[teddybear4play]

Re: Re: Re: Hey George did you know...

You are obviously unaware how the Kyoto was handled in the Senate...and why.

Please tell me, O Wise One. For you are the all-knowing font of American political knowledge, and I am but a thirsty traveler yearning to drink from you, p_p.

Wait, that last part didn't come out right.

TB4p

 

[HeavyStick]

we gotta remember to hide the guinness before ppman goes on a political thread. he acts like the US is the only country to go over what the Kyoto treaty initiated.... if he knew how much pollution a brewery created he'd be licking toads right now.

 

[The Scott]

Re: If this is a message for actor George Peppard...

...it's not very funny. He died 8 years ago!

http://webpages.ursinus.edu/scnewitt/scnewitt/images/ATeamGeorge.jpg

 

[p_p_man]

p_p_man I would hope George has something better to do than sit around listening to a bunch of countries whom have pretty much ABOLISHED their own enviroments and resources tell the United States how to manage and protect our resources.

Now if they were willing to fawking listen for once, maybe we could help them...

And if a lot of you would fawkin' talk sense for once then I'd fawkin' listen...

It's difficult enough understanding what you're fawkin' saying without having to fawkin' listen to it as well...

ppman

 

[p_p_man]

Ah now I realise why he didn't go.

He's scared shitless something might happen to him during the riots which are going on there.

Talk about leading from the front. The last time he kept behind the walls of Fortress America was after 11 September...

He didn't come out from under for months then. Maybe with luck he won't this time either...

ppman

 

[Johnny Cool]

You really envision yourself yelling at Dub when you start these threads, don't you?

 

[cybergirly]

I thought the reason he didn't go, was because he was vacationing in Texas again.

 

[Guest]

This is funny. Holding an environmental conference in SA is like holding a Baptist revival meeting in a whorehouse. Or giving Libya the chairmanship of the UN Human Rights Committee. (What? They DID give Libya the chairmanship? Oh well.)

They going to try to do something about those mines tailings and all those burning tires?

Ishmael

Poetic you are, Ishmael.

Moon

 

[Lost Cause]

The "Meeting" in South America a few years back..

Left somewhere close to 30 tons of garbage! The main instigators of this environmental socialism, attend the functions in 3mpg limos! I'm not suprised the President wouldn't waste his time on those media whores, and freeloaders. The Western world is LEADING in the field of technological environmental solutions, instead of tribal wars, and female mutilations.

 

[Ishmael]

Poetic you are, Ishmael.

Moon

Thank you MW, I try.

Someone has to try to bring some class to this drivel.

I loved the Kyoto accords. Yep, your can trade polluting futures across International Bounddries folks. The Hottest thing to hit the futures trading board since Pokemon. "I'll trade you two metric tons of Nitrous emmissions for, ohhhhhhhhhhh, 3 metric tons of carbon monoxide emmission." Oh, and all the undeveloped countries that are trashing their own environment get ALL the trading cards. Yes folks, countries like Mexico, where on a clear day in Mexico City you can see your hand, and Brazil, and South Africa get to pollute as much as they want, and more actually. While the developed nations pay a tax for NOT polluting.

An instance of International taxation administered by that paragon of cronyism, the United Nations. That very same institution that has placed Libya in the chairmanship of the U.N. Human Rights commission.

Ishmael