Hey Fishie and Draaah...

[Calamity Jane]

Did y'all get a letter from Mr Jones, the piercing dude?

I got one in the mail the other day, and it was so cute. Handwritten, thanking me for coming to Chicago 'just to let him pierce my nose'. He even asked about my kids.

How weird is that?

 

[SaucyWench]

He wants to pierce more than your nose, methinks!

Hey, love the sig line!

SW

 

[Calamity Jane]

Ya think? I was distracted by something... was he cute?

I know, some crazy slutty wench just says the sweetest things.

 

[SaucyWench]

Ya think? I was distracted by something... was he cute?

I know, some crazy slutty wench just says the sweetest things.

He wasn't bad for a piercing dude, not bad at all. And you already know he's into kinky...you'd have to be to pierce people all day long! Perfect match for you, hon!

*blush* I'll bet that crazy slutty wench means the sweetest things she says.

SW

 

[Calamity Jane]

And you already know he's into kinky...you'd have to be to pierce people all day long! Perfect match for you, hon!

HEY! Who said I was kinky????

 

[SaucyWench]

HEY! Who said I was kinky????

No one has to say it...it's generally known.

SW

 

[Calamity Jane]

Oh. Well then. Carry on.

 

[alexandraaah]

He was adorable. Maybe I need some follow up help.

I did get a letter, but much like all the rest of my mail, it's sitting in a pile somewhere unopened.

You see, if I don't see a bill, it doesn't exist.

I'll go fish it out and read it...I'll report back in a few.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I'm just the opposite. The bills don't exist, everything else gets opened. I figure when they want the money bad enough, they'll call.

 

[H'venlee]

Awww..I feel left out. (pouts)

 

[Calamity Jane]

I bet you're wishin I'd made you my bitch so you were pierced and gettin love letters from the sexy piercing dude.

 

[H'venlee]

Yep...you guessed it PCG!

 

[Calamity Jane]

Thought so, i'm psychic like that.

 

[H'venlee]

Yep...I want my own stalker piercing dude. Just like you!

 

[SaucyWench]

Thought so, i'm psychic like that.

No, try psychotic.

SW

 

[SaucyWench]

I bet you're wishin I'd made you my bitch so you were pierced and gettin love letters from the sexy piercing dude.

Hey! I thought I was your bitch! Lee can be the bitch's bitch.

SW

 

[H'venlee]

Hey! I thought I was your bitch! Lee can be the bitch's bitch.

SW

What perks do I get with that?

 

[Calamity Jane]

This is turning into one of those pyramid schemes, isn't it?