Hey fella's? How far can you shoot spunk? On average? Best shot ever?

[Sparky Kronkite]

On average - if vertical - I can shoot 2 to 3 feet.

Best ever - in my late teens and early twenties - I swear - probably 10 feet.

Some of the so-called studs on the pornos - jeesch! I dribble and have to force it. Makes me sick.

And they're gettin' paid???

I should be their "cum double."

Hell I'd do it for $25 per shot.

 

[Shylady]

lol Sparky such a unique man you are!


Yes that is a good thing in my book.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Fifty feet. A full hundred if I get the new pump action super soaker.

Just mix it with a little water and whammo. Instant sperm wars.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

New!!!!

Cum Soaker's! For adult's only!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

The first model could be called.....

Mexican Donkey.

 

[Harpoon]

Fifty feet. A full hundred if I get the new pump action super soaker.

Just mix it with a little water and whammo. Instant sperm wars.

Must keep you busy trying to keep that thing full KM

 

[Demian]

On your Mom's chin...

You're not offended, are you? I'm a Beer drinker, and a Hell raiser...

 

[MysteryJKR]

ewww!! hehe cum soakers!!

 

[Cheyenne]

Hmmmm... wasn't it April who had a favorite thread like this one, about the SPEED of cum?

 

[registered "^^"]

what a vacuum!

19,000 feet






lost cabin pressure while joining the mile high club. WHOOSHHH!

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: what a vacuum!

 

[Weevil]

Shoot, with a fully loaded .357 I can shoot Spunk from 50 or 60 feet away.

 

[MissTaken]

A thought.....

Distance is great guys.

But, how accurate is your aim?

*chuckle*

sorry all! It is late and I am silly!