Hey, Eumenides!

[kotori]

*Bad Chico impersonation*

"Can Eumenides pants by Friday night? I have a date, and the cuffs are too long."


I've been wanting to say that since I first saw your nick. I guess that means it's time for bed.

 

[Nora]

OMG Kotori! That was simply awful. Horrible. I can't stop giggling, but jeez that was bad!

Which is appropriate since Eumenides is the Queen of Bad Jokes..

 

[Eumenides]

ROTFLMAO

That one was truly Eumenides worthy!!!!!

You made my night, Kotori!

TY

 

[calypso_21]

OMG lmao...that is too funny.

 

[Eumenides]

So this guy plays in a jazz band, and at the end of a set, a group of japanese businessmen invite him to have a drink.

Only one of them speaks enough english, so he translates.

The singer has a couple of beers and then has to go play again.

He turns to the translator and says, "Thanks for the drinks, I have to go play another set."

As he heads for the stage, he hears the translator say, "Yes, you go pray, we crap."

My bad joke for the day, folks.


Think about it.....

 

[Nora]

*groan*

That was bad. That was actually worse than the machete joke.

 

[Eumenides]

Phew!

And I thought I was losing my touch.

Actually, that's a true story, or so my history teacher said.

I'm starting to question the validity now...

 

[Nora]

You know them history teachers...always lyin' n' stuff.