Hey, Carson Shepherd!

[lucky-E-leven]

Can I run the camera recording Carson running the camera? It'd be so cool and, um ... postmodern or something.

Oh, I just want to see his expression.

Sweet! Good idea. Talk about blackmail!

~lucky

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I was wondering where you disappeared to. We often enjoy inviting other gorgeous women into our fun. Hey, ya think Carson would mind running the camera?



~lucky

I'm sure he wouldn't mind if we provided the beer. Ok, we've got three horny women, one gay man, and a horse...am I missing anybody?

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm sure he wouldn't mind if we provided the beer. Ok, we've got three horny women, one gay man, and a horse...am I missing anybody?

*voice from children's Christmas special*:

"Gosh, this is gonna be the BEST orgy EVER!"

Either that or (showing my age here) it's best James Watt parody in history.

(Oh, you know. Ex Sec of the Interior ... "a black, a woman, two Jews, and a cripple?")

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm sure he wouldn't mind if we provided the beer. Ok, we've got three horny women, one gay man, and a horse...am I missing anybody?

The one eyed, one horned, flyin' purple people eater?

~lucky

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Oh, God bless us every one.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Leave me out of this! You all proceed and have fun though....

 

[Guest]

Leave me out of this! You all proceed and have fun though....

sorry sweetie, you have been implicated.
not that we expect your whole hearted involvement...
just sit back and relax, i know we can think of something you would enjoy

*ponder, ponder, ponder*

 

[Guest]

am I missing anybody?

I'm Jed, a ghost.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

By all mean Carson, have your way with Jed, he's a ghost.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I like my men the way CV likes his stories.
Short and dirty.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I like my men the way CV likes his stories.
Short and dirty.

OMG, talk about your sig-worthy quotes.

 

[carsonshepherd]

OMG, talk about your sig-worthy quotes.

You came up with it, slut. Just like about half of my good lines.

I love you so much WHat would I do without a best friend like you?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You came up with it, slut. Just like about half of my good lines.

I love you so much WHat would I do without a best friend like you?

Aww, Carson, I love you too, baby.


Ooh you're the best friend that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine and I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
Oh you're my best friend



Now stop crying in your beer and get back to work, bitch.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Shaddup, whore.

 

[Guest]

Shaddup, whore.

there is nothing... nothing like the love of a friend.

damn, now im verklempt:
talk amungst yourselves, ill give you a topic:
Barbara, nose job or au natural? you decide.

*sigh*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Isn't it endearing the way he calls me a whore? Lol.

It's like buttah.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You realize our AVs match now, don't ya Scarlett?

Too bad mine's queer.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

It's ok, my av just wants to be your av's friend anyway. It's not you, honey, it's me.

 

[carsonshepherd]

It's ok, my av just wants to be your av's friend anyway. It's not you, honey, it's me.

The story of my fucking life.

 

[Guest]

*snicker*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

*snicker*

*buttah fingah*

 

[Guest]

I want you.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Then come and get me. Or should I say, us?

 

[Guest]

Then come and get me. Or should I say, us?

Oh, terribly sorry. I saw Lucky's name and thought this was the isolated blurt thread. I'll leave you in peace soon as tonight's European footy started.

Where are you, BTW?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh, terribly sorry. I saw Lucky's name and thought this was the isolated blurt thread. I'll leave you in peace soon as tonight's European footy started.

Where are you, BTW?

Sure. Get my hopes up.

I'm the one running the camera.