Hey BABY......!!!!!NICE SHITTER!!!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

I think Melody Lane's got one.

I think Jennifer Lopez's got one.

I know the Shebabe's got one.

I must admit to liking nearly all female poop shoots. Nice, round, feminine - shitter's.

I like'em on the big side - but like'em on the small side too.

Just don't care for too big or way too scrawny.

What is the ideal womanly crap hole?

Your opinion, please.

 

[Purple Haze]

Sparky,

Your grace and eloquence are unmatched.

 

[Bobtoad777]

What is the ideal womanly crap hole?

Your opinion, please.

It has to be clean

 

[Laurel]

So long as it functions, I'm happy. With mine, that is.

And Sparky, you sure know how to title a thread.

 

[Cheri]

Damn Sparkster, I've missed ya!
I lik'em with some roundness but not so big it looks like two pigs fighting under a blanket when she walks.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I knew I'd regret opening this one... *sigh*

I have no idea. I like mine, it serves it's purpose.

Now a guy's ass, that is different tin of muffins altogether.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

What a test this was.......

Amazing and fun.....

Only the women who could actually tolerate the "deliberate, overly descriptive words," in my describing a woman's tush - responded.

I can only ass-ume the rest of the women who viewed this post were put off by the descriptor.

Just words but - uggy words.

I so love the psychology of the human mind.

I congratulate the women who responded - chalk one up for them - for power, equality and bravery in the face of disgusting, male spewed bullshit.

They were not put off enough to confront the pig. Me - but not always - this was simply a test.

 

[Expertise]

Back in a sec I witnessed perfection yesterday and I forget her name.....

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Sparky I would really like to know how you cum up with these threads??

 

[Expertise]

Alley Bagget.....perfect posterior personified.

Even better than the delectable Ms Lopez. With the added bonus of not having to worry about getting capped by a gangsta rapper for messing with his "bitch" should the miracle ever occur

 

[KillerMuffin]

I can't take that as a compliment right now Sparky. I'm too busy spewing my own male induced invectives at a certain male's head. Try again in a few hours.

 

[Sammyjo]

hey Sparky...I have to admit that this is the first time I opened this thread...and I was cringing through your whole first post...anyway, I must say that I have been checking out women's butts all too much lately...someone please drag me out of this phase...I need a big, hard cock to motivate me back to the other side...

I don't know if mine is all that spectacular, but it does the job...haven't had any complaints though.

 

[April]

Sparky, don't make assumptions about other's motivations. I, for example, didn't respond because I had nothing to say. Not because I found your language crude and offensive. I know you do it just to get attention. That's just you.