Here's what we have to look forward to

[rgraham666]

Enjoy.

A couple had been married for 50 years. *They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times."

Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."

 

[Stella_Omega]

Enjoy.

or,
One sagging tit said to the other;
"If we drop any lower, they're going to think we're nuts!"

 

[kbate]

Two elderly dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?"

"I couldn't even get on the f...ing bed

 

[rgraham666]

Lol.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Two elderly dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?"

"I couldn't even get on the f...ing bed

http://www.pollyjuice.se/Smileys/ROFL.gif

 

[Stella_Omega]

Old Sam comes home one evening, and says to Bessie, "So, do you notice anything different about me?"

"What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants."

Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out completely naked, wearing only his new boots. Again he says, "Bessie, do you notice anything different?"

"What's different, Sam? It's hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday and will be hanging down again tomorrow."

Angrily, Sam yells, "Do you know why it's hanging down? 'Cause it's looking at my new boots!!"

Bessie replies, "You shoulda bought a hat!"

 

[Ferawyn]

http://www.ferawyn.com/lit/2005/10/16/tits.jpg

 

[Weird Harold]

My favorite joke by the late "Moms" Mabley

An elderly lady was very depressed and decided to commit suicide, but she wasn't qute sure how to go about it.

When she asked Moms wha the best way of committing suicide was, Moms told her, "you take a pistol and point it one inch below your left nipple and pull the trigger."






























Poor old lady shot herself right in the knee.