Here's some festive spirit - RIGHT UP YOUR ASS!

[Black_Bird]

Happy mother fucking kwanza, ya'll!

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

Bad little bird

I'm going to bed, nighters

Bad Bird?

Good night foxy lady.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Up my ass?!

I don't care what holiday it is, nothing goes up my ass!!! LOL

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Up my ass?!

I don't care what holiday it is, nothing goes up my ass!!! LOL

Ah... but if the right woman with a greased strap on and asked politely - you know as well as I do that you would.

... er... at least I would.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Up my ass?!

Ah... but if the right woman with a greased strap on and asked politely - you know as well as I do that you would.

... er... at least I would.

*greasing up*

Pardon me, sir...

 

[Black_Bird]

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*greasing up*

Pardon me, sir...

*Sigh* Fate calls...

*Bends over*

If you're going to fuck me... I want a relationship - do you hear me? I get to fuck you back - AT LEAST once!

 

[alexandraaah]

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*Sigh* Fate calls...

*Bends over* Um... I will get to fuck you after this, right?

Baby, you won't have the energy...

 

[Black_Bird]

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Baby, you won't have the energy...

Doh! I didn't edit fast enough... LOL.

Um... Well, in that case, you'll just owe me one.

 

[alexandraaah]

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Doh! I didn't edit fast enough... LOL.

Um... Well, in that case, you'll just owe me one.

We'll just alternate holidays, who gets to fuck whom.

I call Easter.

 

[Black_Bird]

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We'll just alternate holidays, who gets to fuck whom.

I call Easter.

Bah Humbug I say...

What? I'm getting sex for Easter! Well, long live our Lord, Christ! Where's that fucking Easter Bunny? I wanna shake his hand!

 

[alexandraaah]

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Bah Humbug I say...

What? I'm getting sex for Easter! Well, long live our Lord, Christ! Where's that fucking Easter Bunny? I wanna shake his hand!

While you're shaking his hand, I'll be at, like, a Seder or something.

I just like the image of fucking you while surrounded by pastels.

So very dark...and light.

 

[cymbidia]

Re: Up my ass?!

I don't care what holiday it is, nothing goes up my ass!!! LOL

I'll take your place in line, then, please.
To me, there's nothing quite as intensely uninhibitedly screamingly arousing as a good old fashioned ass fuck.

 

[Black_Bird]

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I just like the image of fucking you while surrounded by pastels. So very dark...and light.

Yeah - almost like having sex with a creation of H.R. Giger's in the middle of a Carebear's episode, but not quite.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Up my ass?!

I'll take your place in line, then, please.
To me, there's nothing quite as intensely uninhibitedly screamingly arousing as a good old fashioned ass fuck.

I think the pumpkin headed turkey with rabbit ears would be glad to oblige you... but the question is: Wouldn't that be a new fetish?