Here's How Donald Trump Could Become Pregnant

[lemonbread]

I got nothin. I'm just sick and bored.

 

[lemonbread]

This was a bad idea. Maybe i'll just go to bed.

 

[pete]

there are no bad parody threads when it comes to the donald

 

[IrezumiKiss]

This was a bad idea. Maybe i'll just go to bed.

You kidding me? This was a gorgeous idea, Lemon!

If you were here, I'd give you a nice, warm hug. Which would inevitably lead to the lusty fondling of your breasts and buttocks, removal of your panties (if wearing any) and the eventual huckle-buckle beat, followed by a possible pregnancy again.

 

[Hypoxia]

Alien maggots have already burrowed into The Darnold's braincase and laid pregnant eggs. His skull will pop open immediately after the inauguration. His true mantid self will appear, mandibles clacking, antennae waving, ovipositor spewing yet more pregnant eggs onto the assembled crowds of dignitaries and hoi-polloi alike. Yes, the Tromp-Mantid connexion will overcome the Republican-Reptilioid conspiracy. Maggots everywhere will rejoice. Here too.

 

[neci]

donald has spewed enough dump across the united states to spawn a swarmy of pregnant bots.

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Donald-Trump-Tweeted-History-horn-black-rhino.jpg

 

[bronzeage]

He fucks himself whenever he opens his mouth, so anything is possible.

 

[pensivepoet]

Creepy Chris fucks him in the ass and he has baby donuts.
Except Chrispy has already established himself as the bitch.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Donald-Trump-Tweeted-History-horn-black-rhino.jpg

Idiocracy personified..

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FiUw-fva6nc/Td5P2sbUDvI/AAAAAAAAVF4/LADGULEMnYc/s1600/550idiocracytree.jpg