Here's a picture of my purple pussy!

[Never]

Not really. HA HA HA! I'm just bored. What's your favorite brand of cough syrup?

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You know what, I'm pretty sick of thread to complain about thread/posters/life/other inane stuff. (just thought I'd throw that in)
Yeah, I really hate this thread. I just make myself ill sometimes.

So, anyone ever want to switch genders?
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Thank you; thank you for your support.

 

[Silverlily]

While you're here, I wanted to thank you. Months ago, you posted a different version of "Row, row, row your boat". To this day, it stands as the funniest thing I have read here.

My brother, his wife, and kids got here two days ago to visit for the holidays. I taught my two year old niece your version of the song and being the bright child she is, she hasn't stopped singing it.

My brother is furious.

The look on his face has been the high point of this holiday. Thank you.

 

[Earthmuffin]

Ya gotta hand it to Never! *purple* LOL

Thanks for the smile from this corner!!

I like the prescription stuff Tessalon Perles which isn't a syrup but works very very well.

I only want to switch genders when I'm dealing with ignorant persons who look at my gender and assume I have nothing in my cranium. You know, appliance repair persons, auto service personnel...etc.

I was expecting to see an over-dyed cat in this thread to be honest LOL!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

So, anyone ever want to switch genders?
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Thank you; thank you for your support.

Only if you would have me then.

And I still want to see this purple pussy!


Good to see you round again

 

[Cheyenne]

While you're here, I wanted to thank you. Months ago, you posted a different version of "Row, row, row your boat". To this day, it stands as the funniest thing I have read here.

My brother, his wife, and kids got here two days ago to visit for the holidays. I taught my two year old niece your version of the song and being the bright child she is, she hasn't stopped singing it.

My brother is furious.

The look on his face has been the high point of this holiday. Thank you.

Oh Oh! That is something I would do! I love that look on my brother's face. PLEASE post the words again- I don't remember that thread!

 

[Guest]

Why is it other members get flamed for threads like this, but Never is allowed to?

 

[Cheyenne]

Because she doesn't do it often enough to offend?

 

[Expertise]

Because Never is our favorite virgin and I for one covet her.

Now shut the fuck up or i'll flame you

 

[Silverlily]

Just for you, Cheyenne

Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Putt, putt, putt, putt,
I'm a submarine.

I also taught my niece to put her hand up like a periscope and scoot behind the couch as she sings the song.

My brother may never speak to me again.

 

[Never]

Kitten Eyes: " While you're here, I wanted to thank you. Months ago, you posted a different version of "Row, row, row your boat". To this day, it stands as the funniest thing I have read here."
I'll pause for a moment as I reflect on how my ramblings here might actually affect other's lives.
I don't know if it's spooky or not.

Way back when, that particular tune was implanted in my brain by my mother. If I remembered correctly she had me sing it while bathing so I'd actually get into the water - something I detested for some reason or another.
Remind your niece to teach it to all her friends (that way you can have a school of periscopes) and that repetition, repetition, repetition is the key to getting it just right.

Earthmuffin: " I was expecting to see an over-dyed cat in this thread to be honest LOL!"
Chief: "And I still want to see this purple pussy!"

Hey, if my 'rents get the clue and buy me an e-camera I will post pictures of both purple pusses.

Question: "Why is it other members get flamed for threads like this, but Never is allowed to?"
As no one expects a serious thread from me, people who might flame me don't even read my threads. Besides, why waste your time telling a fool they're being foolish?

Expertise: "Because Never is our favorite virgin and I for one covet her."
He loves me. *plink*
He loves me not. *plink*
He'll stalk me. *plink*
He'll stalk me not. *plink*
He'll marry me. *plink*
He'll marry me not. *plink*
He'll run off to Jamaica with some well endowed blonde after ten years of marriage. *plink*
Ahhh, I'll devoice the jerk and take him for every penny. *plink*

Oops, got a bit carried away here.
Now, where's that handsome Expertise fellow?

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One eyed, one haired, flying purple pussy eater..

 

[Juliangel]

Ahhh, I'll devoice the jerk and take him for every penny. *plink*

HEY HEY none of that! You may not "devoice" that sweetie He has one sexy voice and needs to keep it for when I talk to him again.

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Just for you, Cheyenne

My brother may never speak to me again.

Why? It's cute! I was expecting x rated lyrics.

 

[Never]

Cheyenne, must your mind be perpetually in the gutter? Okay, give me a sec.. hmm...

Stroke, stroke, stroke your cock,
Fist it balls to head.
Putt, putt, putt, putt,
Now you clean your bed.

Was that dirty enough for you?
Now I have to take a shower, I've soiled a children's song and done so with very little imagination I must say.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

it just right.

Earthmuffin: " I was expecting to see an over-dyed cat in this thread to be honest LOL!"
Chief: "And I still want to see this purple pussy!"

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One eyed, one haired, flying purple pussy eater..

So never, when?????????

 

[Angel]

Why is it other members get flamed for threads like this, but Never is allowed to?

I don't know, maybe if you asked it with your real name you'd get a real answer.

 

[Cheri]

Cheyenne, must your mind be perpetually in the gutter? Okay, give me a sec.. hmm...

Stroke, stroke, stroke your cock,
Fist it balls to head.
Putt, putt, putt, putt,
Now you clean your bed.

Was that dirty enough for you?
Now I have to take a shower, I've soiled a children's song and done so with very little imagination I must say.

Never, I believe THAT is one of the funniest things I've ever read here! To bad I can't teach that to my children now.....maybe when they're easily embarrassed teens I'll remember that little dittie and sing it whenever their friends come over....I really hope so! Now, I'll just have to wait until tomorrow and teach everybody in the office!

 

[Cheyenne]

Cheyenne, must your mind be perpetually in the gutter? Okay, give me a sec.. hmm...

Stroke, stroke, stroke your cock,
Fist it balls to head.
Putt, putt, putt, putt,
Now you clean your bed.

Was that dirty enough for you?
Now I have to take a shower, I've soiled a children's song and done so with very little imagination I must say.

Hey, somehow I missed this one two months ago when it was posted! LOL Nope, I don't think I can teach that one to my nieces. Maybe my nephew, in a few years.

 

[Laurel]

Why is it other members get flamed for threads like this, but Never is allowed to?

I never flame people for silly threads, but since you brought it up...

Damnit, Never! What the fuck is wrong with you? I can't believe you did this! Jesus H. Christ! Argh!!

*steam pours out nostrils*
*flames pour out of nose*
(didja like that part, svedish cheffie?)

 

[ManOSafety]

Dang Laurel, that's impressive flaming...How'd you get the flames out of your nostrils like that?

 

[Cheri]

So Laurel, now you gonna spank her? Can I watch?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

*steam pours out nostrils*
*flames pour out of nose*
(didja like that part, svedish cheffie?)

New rule boss...

Anything you flame I get to eat

Never... hear that!