"Here I Sit..."

[pornstarwannabe]

We are all familiar with the "Here I sit..." lines scrawled on bathroom stalls. So let's have some fun. Post you favorite lines here. Extra kudos if you contribute "originals." I'll start with 2 "originals."

Here I sit felling glib as I make another Lib.

Here I sit wet from a splat. I just made another 'Crat.

 

[Adre]

Here I sit wondering what drugs psw has recently ingested.

 

[Rolando2]

Here I sit on the pooper, giving birth to another state trooper.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Here I sit wondering what drugs psw has recently ingested.

The DRUG called "life."

 

[Tryharder62]

Here I sit all brokenhearted
Tried to shit but only farted
Then I thought oh what the hell
I'll just sit and enjoy the smell. (Not original)

 

[pornstarwannabe]

I'll try to poke fun at fellow LITSters.

Here I sit with a smirk
As I make another Merc.

 

[Tryharder62]

Here I sit in deadly vapor,
Wishing for some toilet paper.
How long, I wonder, must I linger,
Before I'm forced to use my finger?(Not mine either)

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Since eyer added me to ignore, I have another.

Here I sit ass on fire
As I make another eyer