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Which pic(s) should I submit next for the '08 Ladies of Lit calendar? Choices p. 243


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okay, seriously.
stop.
stop.
stop.


then start shakin' that fanny. to Blister in the Sun, preferably ... :D

Did you know that the song is actually titled "Glister in the Sun", but that the producers made them change the title on the album to Blister?
True story.
Apparently they felt that it was TMI to have a famous song about a dried cum stain----->cause that's what a glister is.

I shaked my fanny once.
Three women nowhere near me actually died.
I can't handle another court case.
 
Did you know that the song is actually titled "Glister in the Sun", but that the producers made them change the title on the album to Blister?
True story.
Apparently they felt that it was TMI to have a famous song about a dried cum stain----->cause that's what a glister is.

I shaked my fanny once.
Three women nowhere near me actually died.
I can't handle another court case.

you are nonstop, aren't you?
somewhere....hmmmm....cannot remember where....i heard you knew how to dance.

WTF.
 
you are nonstop, aren't you?
somewhere....hmmmm....cannot remember where....i heard you knew how to dance.

WTF.

That bit about the song is honestly true.

The bit about me killing 3 women is totally false.
A fourth one died, but no one figured it out, and so I was hoping not to have to deal with that one.

Any rumor you heard about me being able to dance is pure speculation by someone who cannot see.
When I dance, chimpanzees come out of nowhere and try to mate with me.
 
That bit about the song is honestly true.

The bit about me killing 3 women is totally false.
A fourth one died, but no one figured it out, and so I was hoping not to have to deal with that one.

Any rumor you heard about me being able to dance is pure speculation by someone who cannot see.
When I dance, chimpanzees come out of nowhere and try to mate with me.

i see your mouth moving but i honestly cannot hear you.
so you're posting when?

oh? not until next week? is that what i see you typing over there?
 
i see your mouth moving but i honestly cannot hear you.
so you're posting when?

oh? not until next week? is that what i see you typing over there?

Uh oh.
You must be deaf again from all that great sex you are getting.
*shakes head slowly*

Me no post vid.
Me scare many women with body.
Me no want to make people cry.

Now, go back to posting sexy pics and vids please.
 
I'll post one next week too, and dance to the music of Ministry... I'm thinking Stigmata. The only questions remaining are: 1) Do I give you the Full Monty, and 2) Who will hold your hair while you pray to the Porcelain God?

:eek:
 
Uh oh.
You must be deaf again from all that great sex you are getting.
*shakes head slowly*

Me no post vid.
Me scare many women with body.
Me no want to make people cry.

Now, go back to posting sexy pics and vids please.

not getting any great sex at the moment. well, solo? meh ... maybe later.
i now hear you loud and clear. party pooper.

i have a great idea for a vid but i just don't think i can pull it off tonight. i'm at 36 hours with no sleep...
 
I'll post one next week too, and dance to the music of Ministry... I'm thinking Stigmata. The only questions remaining are: 1) Do I give you the Full Monty, and 2) Who will hold your hair while you pray to the Porcelain God?

:eek:

all of this nonsense BS must stop!

yes, the full monty if you dare and NO one will need to hold my hair, tyvm.
sheesh.
men.
:rolleyes:
 
not getting any great sex at the moment. well, solo? meh ... maybe later.
i now hear you loud and clear. party pooper.

i have a great idea for a vid but i just don't think i can pull it off tonight. i'm at 36 hours with no sleep...

See, if you went to bed you can imagine having great girl sex with Dolf sucking your nipples and going down on you.

Isn't that worth going to bed for.

That and it might inspire you to make another great strip vid tomorrow night.
 
See, if you went to bed you can imagine having great girl sex with Dolf sucking your nipples and going down on you.

Isn't that worth going to bed for.

That and it might inspire you to make another great strip vid tomorrow night.

ha!
i must be a very convincing lil' actress.
as i said before, she'd be my first, so i really have no idea .... !
 
all of this nonsense BS must stop!

yes, the full monty if you dare and NO one will need to hold my hair, tyvm.
sheesh.
men.
:rolleyes:

Darling you're so sweet. A wise man once said "Know thyself." I know that I have many wonderful qualities, even some related to my physical being. (My wife says that I have a sweet smile, and I believe her.) I have never, even when I was in the flush of youthful fitness, had a Hot Body. You may have a problem grasping this concept, seeing as though you were gifted with one from birth.

Still, I'm unafraid to flaunt what I have. That's just how I roll. (pun intended)
 
Darling you're so sweet. A wise man once said "Know thyself." I know that I have many wonderful qualities, even some related to my physical being. (My wife says that I have a sweet smile, and I believe her.) I have never, even when I was in the flush of youthful fitness, had a Hot Body. You may have a problem grasping this concept, seeing as though you were gifted with one from birth.

Still, I'm unafraid to flaunt what I have. That's just how I roll. (pun intended)

that's what's so great about you!
so why the hell would i need the porcelain god?????????
 
that's what's so great about you!
so why the hell would i need the porcelain god?????????

the only time one should need the almighty porcelain god is when there waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy beyond three sheets to the wind drunk off their ass.......(been there-done that)
 
I tried to do a video with my cam and some music and it just ended up looking like that scene in American Pie with Nautia and Jim that got broadcasted to everyone.
 
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