first girl you kissed? what age?
Ahh, that brings me back to my youth. I remember it like it was yesterday (not because it was yesterday, that's a figure of speech). Her name was Anna, and she lived up in Maine near my parent's summer home. I was 13. I asked her out over the summer because I heard she was a whore. She was. I got my first kiss. I dumped her.
first boy you kissed? what age?
Ahh this brings me back to my altar boy days. His name was Father O'Malley. I was 11. He had really hairy balls. I still think of him to this day when I'm being molested.
who first touched your ass?
That fucking doctor. I'm still pissed, the bastard left a fucking handprint!
who first touched your penis?
That would be me. Fuck these questions are dumb.
first time giving oral?
My girlfriend in high school. My sister asked me later on what it tasted like. I told her a dirty sock. She was then named "gunkhole" from that day forward.
first time receiving?
Who gives a fuck about the first time I received? I would have asked me about the time I paid a whore in Toronto for a blow job. Now THAT'S a good story.
first sexual intercourse? what age?
The wording of these questions blow. The first time I got laid was on New Year's Eve my junior year of high school. She felt pain, i hit my head on the headboard, and I came faster then then you could say bad sex.
favorite position for vaginal intercourse?
Her in a swing, me wearing my gimp outfit, my cousin masturbating in the corner.
favorite position for anal?
Ahh this brings me back to my altar boy days....
favorite position to give head?
The best is giving head, down by the docks, with my dick tied between my legs. Call me Shirley, bitch!
to get it?
I'm married, so whenever I get it is the best place possible.
first time with a man? who/what age?
Anybody want to take my man cherry?
last man you were with?
Mewfie. What?
first threesome?
Where else? Rutgers baby....
do you prefer a F/F/M threesome, or M/M/F threeway?
I prefer F/T/M threesomes. That way, you kind of get everything all at once.
do you like to talk dirty during sex?
No. It makes me feel like a whore. Then, when I charge him/her afterwards, I feel dirty.
what words or phrases really turn you on?
"Fuck my cumbucket pussy!" and "Who's your cumslut whore!"
do you prefer pussy, cunt, slit, twat, etc?
I've become partial to cunt recently. Nods. And you're a cunt if you look down on me for it.
do you prefer cock, dick, tool, etc?
Definitely cock. In my ass. Cock in my ass.
do you like being spanked?
Fuck no you fucking wanker.
rough sex?
It is only considered rough if I try and say no.
nipples pinched, bitten, clamped?
My nipples haven't felt anything since Lollapalooza.
do you like to be blindfolded? tied-up?
Why would I want this? Then I can't watch him/her fuck my mom. These ARE the worst questions ever!
favorite sex toy?
Ahhh...questiongrl.
Ahh, that brings me back to my youth. I remember it like it was yesterday (not because it was yesterday, that's a figure of speech). Her name was Anna, and she lived up in Maine near my parent's summer home. I was 13. I asked her out over the summer because I heard she was a whore. She was. I got my first kiss. I dumped her.
first boy you kissed? what age?
Ahh this brings me back to my altar boy days. His name was Father O'Malley. I was 11. He had really hairy balls. I still think of him to this day when I'm being molested.
who first touched your ass?
That fucking doctor. I'm still pissed, the bastard left a fucking handprint!
who first touched your penis?
That would be me. Fuck these questions are dumb.
first time giving oral?
My girlfriend in high school. My sister asked me later on what it tasted like. I told her a dirty sock. She was then named "gunkhole" from that day forward.
first time receiving?
Who gives a fuck about the first time I received? I would have asked me about the time I paid a whore in Toronto for a blow job. Now THAT'S a good story.
first sexual intercourse? what age?
The wording of these questions blow. The first time I got laid was on New Year's Eve my junior year of high school. She felt pain, i hit my head on the headboard, and I came faster then then you could say bad sex.
favorite position for vaginal intercourse?
Her in a swing, me wearing my gimp outfit, my cousin masturbating in the corner.
favorite position for anal?
Ahh this brings me back to my altar boy days....
favorite position to give head?
The best is giving head, down by the docks, with my dick tied between my legs. Call me Shirley, bitch!
to get it?
I'm married, so whenever I get it is the best place possible.
first time with a man? who/what age?
Anybody want to take my man cherry?
last man you were with?
Mewfie. What?
first threesome?
Where else? Rutgers baby....
do you prefer a F/F/M threesome, or M/M/F threeway?
I prefer F/T/M threesomes. That way, you kind of get everything all at once.
do you like to talk dirty during sex?
No. It makes me feel like a whore. Then, when I charge him/her afterwards, I feel dirty.
what words or phrases really turn you on?
"Fuck my cumbucket pussy!" and "Who's your cumslut whore!"
do you prefer pussy, cunt, slit, twat, etc?
I've become partial to cunt recently. Nods. And you're a cunt if you look down on me for it.
do you prefer cock, dick, tool, etc?
Definitely cock. In my ass. Cock in my ass.
do you like being spanked?
Fuck no you fucking wanker.
rough sex?
It is only considered rough if I try and say no.
nipples pinched, bitten, clamped?
My nipples haven't felt anything since Lollapalooza.
do you like to be blindfolded? tied-up?
Why would I want this? Then I can't watch him/her fuck my mom. These ARE the worst questions ever!
favorite sex toy?
Ahhh...questiongrl.
