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Which pic(s) should I submit next for the '08 Ladies of Lit calendar? Choices p. 243


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i'm a fan of booty shots (especially lying face down tangled in sheets)...
backs...
faces (jawline...chin....whatever)....
Rodin's Thinker kinda poses...

Hey, those are pretty good...I'll work on them sometime this weekend. :D Thanks a lot.

Oh, and I think there's a couple booty shots you might like in my thread. :)
 
Been marvelling over your thread and photos for a while now...your one sexy lady. I finally found the photo you have on your AV its mine now :)

I intend to do a photo like your AV for my AV once i get a camera :p
 
the green and black checkered past of the Questiongirl

COURTESY OF CBS, 1966.

[Back from commercial break, we open on a large warehouse room, with what appear to be large, nondescript boxes in every corner, painted in garrish colors. Pink and yellow lighting splashes on the floor cast oddly tinted shadows. A woman sits with legs folded under her on a question mark shaped divan, a sketch pad in hand. She doesn't look up when a wiry figure in a green spandex and a lavendar eye mask bursts in, arms flailing.]

THE RIDDLER: Has the Giant Hangman Board been completed, QG?

[The woman, who we see now is wearing a tight lime green dress with a mint shawl loose on her shoulders, doesn't even look up as she answers.]

QUESTIONGIRL: Probably not.

THE RIDDLER: Our quarry has likely decyphered my rubric, followed the map to the abandoned fortune cookie factory, dismantled the colored-gas spewing crossword puzzle and is only minutes away from bursting in here and you're telling me there is no Giant Hangman Board to tie him to? What happened to QuestionLad and QuestionLad2?

QUESTIONGIRL: In the kitchen, I think.

[The Riddler heads to a door way and sticks his head in.]

THE RIDDLER: What are you wastfu...oh, not again

[Questiongirl smiles. The Riddler re-enters the room. He paces, gestures as if to yell, or lecture, then paces some more with his hands on his hips. Finally he sits next to Questiongirl on the divan and slumps his shoulders.]

THE RIDDLER: I jus....its like...do you just want me to fail?

QUESTIONGIRL: Have you ever put together a Giant Hangman Board? Have you ever built any of the traps that you've used all these years? No. You sit up there and you write riddles to lead Batman here, while we do all the construction, and then when its done you jump around like you just wished it into existence, and in about 15 minutes it's a heap on the floor. And we're all in jail. Again. Plus, it's boring. Hard, but boring. None of us like it. So while you were out inviting Batman and the police to this idiotic pajama party, we had a little f-

[A wall crashes in and two more spandex clad men, Batman and Robin, leap in and throw satin capes back from their shoulders.]

BATMAN: Looks like we beat you to the punchline this ti-

THE RIDDLER: Right. Ok, fine, arrest me. Us. Whatever.

ROBIN: That's right! We're taking you in, but first you'll give back that...the uh...huh...what did you steal?

QUESTIONGIRL: Nothing.

THE RIDDLER: Hey thats right! I was just going to use the Hangman Board to kill you. I didn't really do anything wrong, 'cause I don't even have the board.

BATMAN: Oh.

[Everyone stands around. Questiongirl flips a page on her sketch pad and eyes Batman.]

THE RIDDLER: So...the door is-

BATMAN: Oh no. We're still taking you in for....

QUESTIONGIRL: There's a stolen bottle of shampoo in the shower.

ROBIN: A-ha!

THE RIDDLER: But! You stole that! It's melon and cucumber scented, do you think I'd steal that? Smell it! [Pointing wildly.] She stole it, come on!

BATMAN: I would've thought it below you to pin your petty crimes on such a charming young woman.

THE RIDDLER: Well, she's part of the gang, you realize. At least arrest her for that.

[Questiongirl finally looks up from her pad and smiles at the caped crusader.]

BATMAN: No, Riddler, ours is not to punish the innocents you lure into your sordid life. She's been misled but I'm sure, with a second chance, she'll never be so naughty again.

THE RIDDLER: "Naughty?"

ROBIN: Yeah...what's up with that? Why'd you say "naughty?"

BATMAN: I...don't really know. It just kind of...I started to feel like something was pulling words out of my mouth. Huh.

THE RIDDLER: Then maybe you don't have to t-

[Batman and Robin rush through the hole in the wall, dragging an acquiescent Riddler with them. Questiongirl sits up on the divan, looks around at the empty warehouse, sets her sketch pad down and walks to the kitchen.]
 
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[Batman and Robin rush through the hole in the wall, dragging an acquiescent Riddler with them. Questiongirl sits up on the divan, looks around at the empty warehouse, sets her sketch pad down and walks to the kitchen.]

more, more, more please!
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more, more, more please!
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Oh, do be careful what you ask for. It starts out innocently enough, then before you know it there are full-scale operas playing on your thread. Followed by the film adaptation, which means some crew is knocking down a wall to put a dolly track in....
 
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Oh, do be careful what you ask for. It starts out innocently enough, then before you know it there are full-scale operas at work on your thread. And then theres a film adaptation so some crew is knocking down a wall to put a dolly track in....

i'm never careful when i ask for something. i want what i want and i'm prepared for the consequences.





please?
 
i'm never careful when i ask for something. i want what i want and i'm prepared for the consequences.





please?

Well, you know, opera can get pretty loud, and the acoustics in here are terrible, so maybe you should buy stock in an ear-plug manufacturer first.

But how can I resist that "please?"
 
Well, you know, opera can get pretty loud, and the acoustics in here are terrible, so maybe you should buy stock in an ear-plug manufacturer first.

But how can I resist that "please?"

yay!

(i already own ear plugs. they can be fun for playtime...)
 
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