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[triplecc]

I been in a coma 20yr never had sex need help with eatin pussy and other

 

[triplecc]

Nobody

Whats to help

 

[Ropebunny]

Unfortunately due to the shocking grammar in your posts I have no idea what you are talking about, and therefore I cannot help you. Please ensure you are at least 18 before you post here again.

 

[triplecc]

Im 35 yr

 

[nakdsub]

I was going to write...

Something nasty here, but then I thought, what if he really was in a coma? Then I'd feel like shit, so I'm going to take a pass at writing anything at all.

 

[triplecc]

Im not tryin to get over on girls

 

[desertslave]

So, you prefer guys?

Lousy grammar and sentence structure will mess you up every time. Poor you.

 

[Cindy_Trevor]

So, I'm going to do the math.... you're 35, and you've been in coma for 20 of those years. Have I managed to understand you?

I'm sure that after being in a coma for that long, you had to have intensive physical therapy to re-learn how to walk, etc, and to build up your muscles. Did your doctors ever suggest that you see a therapist to deal with the psychological issues that people normally have when waking up from a 20-year coma?

I'd suggest that you 1) see a therapist/psychologist/counselor/whatever to get your head on straight, and 2) take classes, as you seem to have missed quite a bit of school while you were out.

In any case, you're probably not old enough, psychologically, to have sex. Even though you're 35 physically, emotionally, you're probably the age of the number of years you've been awake. Therefore, 35-20=15. You're 15 years old.

 

[triplecc]

No like girls

 

[triplecc]

U know alot and yes im doin therapy now

 

[heartoftexasgrl]

Well, last July when he posted (from his coma, perhaps? ) he was a 21 year old male virgin.
The trolls don't even try anymore. Sigh.

 

[rbone04]

Well, last July when he posted (from his coma, perhaps? ) he was a 21 year old male virgin.
The trolls don't even try anymore. Sigh.

I believe the Mark Twain quote in my sig line is quite fitting for this situation.

 

[Eilan]

Well, last July when he posted (from his coma, perhaps? ) he was a 21 year old male virgin.
The trolls don't even try anymore. Sigh.

Oh, snap!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Well, last July when he posted (from his coma, perhaps? ) he was a 21 year old male virgin.
The trolls don't even try anymore. Sigh.

Bravo Texas.

 

[Bramblethorn]

No like girls

Why you no like girls? Girls are awesome.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm actually surprised this twat spelled coma properly.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I'm actually surprised this twat spelled coma properly.

Maybe he didn't. Maybe he's been stuck inside a comma for 20 years and it's stunted his development?

 

[SmileyGirl]

Well, last July when he posted (from his coma, perhaps? ) he was a 21 year old male virgin.
The trolls don't even try anymore. Sigh.

Bwahahaha too funny

 

[xBuxombabex]

Just had to explain to my husband why I was giggling!

 

[HappyAlone]

be nice guys. who knows - he might be like Raj Koothrappali and not be able to talk to a girl. /giggle

 

[NaughtyGingerBoy]

be nice guys. who knows - he might be like Raj Koothrappali and not be able to talk to a girl. /giggle

Someone best slip him a couple of brandy alexanders.

 

[HappyAlone]

Someone best slip him a couple of brandy alexanders.

lol

 

[NaughtyGingerBoy]

lol

I've just finished watching season 1-4 on dvd.

On another note...your name is exactly how I am feeling right now.

 

[HappyAlone]

Yeah I just bought them last week but havent had the time to watch them all. Still on season one. But i've watched them on tv thru out the years.
And good! Be happy!! Skip in the streets and sing in the rain!!!

 

[NaughtyGingerBoy]

Yeah I just bought them last week but havent had the time to watch them all. Still on season one. But i've watched them on tv thru out the years.
And good! Be happy!! Skip in the streets and sing in the rain!!!

I do enjoy walking in the rain.