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[Guest]

Somebody please tell me what to do ! yesterday my boyfriend asked me if his penis was smalll...and i told him the truth i said yea well not soo small but its small...and now he is like depressed and he says i dont understand how he feels , he hasnt talked barely since i told him that and i dont know what to do ...what do i tell him....Help please!

 

[MR.GGG]

How old are you? Are you comparing it to other guys you've been with or are you comparing it to guys on porno movies?

I think you should smack yo momma. That is something EVERY girl should know.#1 Never pee standing up. #2 Never try and flag down a train standing in the middle of the tracks. #3 Never yell "Hi JACK" (even if it is him) in an airport and #4 Never tell your boyfriend (if you wanna keep seeing him anyway...this is only used to lose a loser) "You got a pencil dick!"

No. Never say that.

It's a little like if you asked him if your vagina feels nice and he looks you lovingly in the eye and sez " Baby I can't feeel you at all. It feeels like I'm screwing the Holland Tunnel."

Promise. You wouldn't sleep that night.

It's like that.

LIE. Got it ladies? If he's hung like a gerbil - LIE if he ever asks you. Right up to divorce time then you may speak the truth.

 

[huskie]

I thought all women were not only trained but bread to automaticly LIE when this question is asked?

What to do now?? Good question.

You could start lieing now buy saying "But I love yours cause it fits me just right and it's the ONLY one that has EVER made me cum."

It's one of those things. Like a guy should never, ever tell his girl friend her ass is big. No matter what she says or how true it is.

 

[Random Variable]

Well, now that Michi has done this, what do we do?

Here are my suggestions--worth what you are paying for them:
1. Give him tremendous oral sex tonight. Men like oral sex not only because it feels good, but because it makes them feel really wanted and liked (this is a fraudulent emotion, but it's the way at least some of us are built). I think that the non-fiction section of www.satinslipper.com has the best description of technique. If you love him, worship that cock1

2. The probability that he is in fact, when erect, significantly smaller than the average is itself very small--this is not me talking, but people who get paid to measure these things.
2a. There are in fact measurements out there available from sexology books.

3. If you want to make him really happy, start working on those kegels. This is often mentiond on literot as a way for women to have more intense orgasms--but I haven't seen it once for the way to really increase a man's pleasure in straight-ahead sex.

YOu want to be able to clamp down on his cock, like you never want let it go. The few ladies that try this technique are able to hold a whole douche bag of water using their vaginal muscles alone! One technique is to start with an empty one, then gradually fill it with water over 4-6 week's time. Do this and he'll never leave you until you throw him out. ---This is one way in which 19th and 18th century women of experience were far superior than 20th and 21st century western women, who mostly "lie there and take it." (Same could be said for most women's blow job techniques, but that's a different story).

---The really good women could literally use their vaginal muscles to pump their lover's cocks.
----This will make his penis feel big to him---and big to you. I can't wait to see if you have the discipline to do this!
R.V.

Good luck. You'll need to say twelve Hail Marys for this one.
R.V.

 

[Kitte]

What a pickle! That is a loaded question though! It is like me walking up to a man and saying Do I have a big ass! No matter what he says it is the wrong answer! Well once a guy got it right, he said I dont know lemme try it on and Ill tell ya

 

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[Random Variable]

[/B]

Your reply should have been. " I love your cock. The veins, the head, everything about it." Heck, cudda went a little further and said something to the effect of. "Babe when we go doggy, I feel you so deep, its almost unbearable."

I think you have crushed his self esteem, and I doubt this relationship will go on forever, since he will always be hurt and self concious [/B]

Good answer E-Squared! Especially "When we go doggy."
A little phallus worship will go a long way.
R.V.
P.S. Did you like the hot towels?

 

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[huskie]

Is this a serious question??
Now darlin, if you asked him if you are fat........ Would you really want to hear the truth if you are? NOOOOOOOOO You would want him to say, YOU ARE PERFECT.
The penis question is a male version of the fat question. LIE LIE LIE through your teeth.

OK its small, does it feel good? Ive been with a 4 1/2 incher that worked as well as the 9 inchers.


Your reply should have been. " I love your cock. The veins, the head, everything about it." Heck, cudda went a little further and said something to the effect of. "Babe when we go doggy, I feel you so deep, its almost unbearable."

I think you have crushed his self esteem, and I doubt this relationship will go on forever, since he will always be hurt and self concious

In other words, "You have just learned a very good lesson the EXTREAM hard way".

 

[Random Variable]

Thank you.
You sound like a nice person--I hope the raking made you feel good. I don't think we treat the elderly all that well in our society.

Are you a nurse type?

Sleep is important. Your eyes are getting heavy...pillow is soft and inviting...deep restful sleep...pleasant soothing dreams...nothing more to do right now than rest...rest...rest...

When you wake up, I hope you'll reveal what made the 4.5 man so good.
R.V.

 

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[Nomad4112000]

Looking at this from a mans stand point it's a bad idea to say anything that might damage a mans ego.

Emerald_eyed is right it's the male version of "Do you think I'm Fat" question. If you are wanting advice on fixing this, well, I can tell you that as superfishal as this sounds, talk to him about how good he is WHILE HAVING SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If your into oral be very enthusiastic as if you haven't eaten for weeks and this is the only thing that matters. This is no guarantee but you can try. Good Luck

 

[Belilica]

I never told my guy he was small, but he insists he is. He's about 6.5 inches, and it feels amazing. I always tell him how good it feels when he's in me, and if he complains about how he's small, I tell him that it's just the right size for me.... fits perfectly. Show him you love it.

As for EE and RV, you guys are everywhere!!! Man, I've been checking up on the oher threads, and you two have been busy! Your AV seems different, Emerald, what happened to it?

Bel

 

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[Belilica]

Well about my av...I started thinking.What if my parents are in lit??? lol that would be a little embarrassing for them to know I like anal sex, masterbating and women.. So i altered it a little. Maybe for someones birthday I change it back for a day or something.lol

LOL I can understand that. But if your patents are on Lit, chances are they like "different" things too. Besides, it's not like they'd ever bring it up in conversation. Thats cool though. And now that I know that it was you in that pic....

GODDAMN YOU"RE GORGEOUS!!!

I'm done now

Bel

BTW My birthday is in Novemer

 

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[Belilica]

Emerald,

How recent was that pic? You don't look that old in it. If it wsa from like a few months ago, you don;t look old at all.

Bel

 

[coolr]

i might be the only one that sees it this way, but i personally would have appreciated her honesty since i know most women would lie about it, as so many of the women on here say that as long as you know how to use what you have it's all good. so i don't think she was wrong in telling him that, if he was asking, he's probably borderline avg. size or just a little under, and that's the only reason he's worrying, and don't forget, besides his own self esteem reasons, his only other reason for asking is to make sure that you're getting some pleasure out of it.

 

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[Random Variable]

EE's birthday

Bel,
What are we going to do to celebrate E-Squared's birthday? Cumming up soon!

Twenty-seven is a great age for a woman.
R.V.

 

[StevenWill]

Depressing

This whole thread depresses me. The potential depth and breadth of sexual expression is so vast. The potential for intensity, abandonment to pleasure, growth and experimentation is virtually unlimited. Yet we are still worrying about penis size, breast size, butt size and body fat percent. Let's stop wading the shallow end of the sexual pool!

 

[huskie]

Re: Depressing

This whole thread depresses me. The potential depth and breadth of sexual expression is so vast. The potential for intensity, abandonment to pleasure, growth and experimentation is virtually unlimited. Yet we are still worrying about penis size, breast size, butt size and body fat percent. Let's stop wading the shallow end of the sexual pool!

I wish we could. I realy believe that my wife would be more open to improving our sex life IF she simply felt sexy. If you THINK you are sexy and desireable you WILL behave that way.......

huskie

 

[Guest]

Re: EE's birthday

 

[Random Variable]

Sounds good

...to me. "Party of 3 name of Emerald? This way please. Your waiter will be Ron. He'll take your order and then, once the curtain is closed, you won't see him again unless you ring the bell for him."


There is a party preview at "A question or 3 about oral sex"--Bel and I have been waiting for your answer...

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On this thread topic, I think huskie is absolutely right. What you tell yourself in your mind is so important. If you go around all day saying to yourself, "I'm a monk, I'm a monk," or "Sad I got married, sad I got married," --that's what you'll get.

I don't think a man can make a woman feel sexy, although he can make her feel unsexy. He can just help liberate the horny, hot, randy, ravenous female inside. If she doesn't feel it, she doesn't feel it--but if she doesn't want to feel it, she won't either.

I'd better get something to eat!
R.V.

 

[Belilica]

Re: Sounds good

...to me. "Party of 3 name of Emerald? This way please. Your waiter will be Ron. He'll take your order and then, once the curtain is closed, you won't see him again unless you ring the bell for him."


There is a party preview at "A question or 3 about oral sex"--Bel and I have been waiting for your answer...
R.V.

Sounds great to me, what shall be the main course? I know what we're having for dessert.... Emerald! We could cover her in whipped cream an dchocolate sauce, and enjoy a yummy treat!

As for your age, honey, I would have given you younger!

Bel