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[Guest]

I know this may sound wierd, but my navel has a smell. I think its because of water getting in during showers and not drying. Does anyone have experience with this, and if so, how can I get rid of it? Im seeing someone who says he likes to go down on women and I dont want him to smell it or god forbid stick his tongue in there on his way down. Can anyone help??? I know there are nurses, etc on this site. Anyone???

 

[curvacious]

just a suggestion, cuase I don't know if it will work, but maybe put a little rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball and cleaning your belly button that way. Worth a shot i guess.

 

[Cheyenne]

Just how do you smell your own navel in the first place?

Are you sure your nose isn't picking up pussy as you try to sniff yourself? Pussy smell can be strong.

 

[MaxSebastian]

navel gazing

here's my top tips to solve your problem:

1. put on some really nice perfume, overpower the hell out of that smell.

2. wear some kind of sexy bustier type garment that allows him access to your den of inequities but denies him access to your twilight zone.

3. lie on your front and let him go down on you from the back. Tell him you like it that way because it makes you feel like a nun. Don't explain why it makes you feel like a nun, because then there'll be a slight air of mystery in the air and that'll give him something else to think about other than your stinky navel. Ahem. Sorry.

4. get your man so steamingly bladdered on vodka or (if you're buying) peach schnapps that he couldn't smell an orgy in a fishmonger's.

5. put an elastoplast over your navel and spend the rest of your life claiming to have problems with a piercing there.

6. er...

7. don't have him go down on you: instead, you sit on his face. That way you have control of where he puts his schnozz.

8. Really complicated, but ultimately fulfilling: put your hand over the offending belly button and keep it there. Tell him you're training to be a butler.

9. As he's moving downwards over your chest, push his head down quickly so he passes your navel so rapidly that he won't be able to catch a whiff. Make suitable noises to indicate that you're desperate for him to get down there pronto.

10. If none of those work, then it looks as though you're going to have to get in some kind of a cleaner. I recommend
Rentanavelcleaner - they did wonders for me when I lost my tv remote down my navel.

 

[Celestiale]

OMG...

Max, I'm DYIN!!!!!! hehehehe!!!!!! Oh lordy!! *tries to catch her breath*

Seriously though...I'd try the Q-Tip and alcohol.