HELP!!!!

[KillerMuffin]

That is so perfectly cool MADDOG!!!!!!

Postwoman, I like it! the woman who posts like hell and sends you junkmail with a smile!!!

 

[Naked Hunny]

OH Muff and Maddog i like that one hehe!!

 

[Bushido71XS]

How about a parody of the Got Milk? ads.....Got Whipped Cream?

 

[Cheyenne]

Muff sweetie? How did i get 100 posts ahead of you??

You never went to bed last night maybe??? Do you ever sleep?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Its from working third shift im not tired on a friday night and my daughter is up all day saturday so i will sleep tonight!!

 

[Naked Hunny]

For anyone who hasnt noticed i am now officially Postwoman and no i didnt pick it because of my new online sex life with the ever cute Maddog hehe!! I just think it fits considering my occupation and my posting prowress!!

 

[teresafannin]

Hi Hunny! Congratulations on reaching 1000. I love the new title & I am sorry to be so late in popping by with my good wishes. Been having family stuff all weekend, so puter isn't getting much use. Talk to you soon & ignore the dumbasses, they are just jealous. SMOOOOOOCH!!!!!!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Awwww but I like the dumbasses. They are just so much fun!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

oh yeah congrats

 

[April]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

NH, don't you ever stop posting? That's over 30 posts in one day! And I thought I had no life. You seem like a nice person, but damn! Your title should have been: The most prolific poster Literotica has ever seen.

Well, since you seem to be ignoring my posts, I'm pretty sure you won't see this one either.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I listen to ya April. She hit way over 30 today... but I think the title of most Prolific poster literotica has ever seen belongs to bobtoad...

 

[April]

I'm glad somebody's listening to me. I'm beginning to feel like I'm invisible or something.

 

[Sonora]

Not that I'm counting....

I listen to ya April. She hit way over 30 today... but I think the title of most Prolific poster literotica has ever seen belongs to bobtoad...

Naked Hunny
Postwoman

Registered: Jul 2000
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OH my gosh and goodness 100 posts to go until i have 1000 posts!!
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09-08-2000 11:22 PM

 

[Silverlily]

I listen to ya April. She hit way over 30 today... but I think the title of most Prolific poster literotica has ever seen belongs to bobtoad...

Actually (and this is serious boredom in action) Naked Hunny averages 24.4 posts a day while Bobert averages 22.7. Just a little Lit trivia.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Ok sweeties let me explain myself and yes April i do read all your posts!!

I usually only get about 10 or 15 posts in a day but i was sick for 3 days this week and my mother didnt really want my daughter around me that much because she has a weakened immune system from three bouts of RSV within the first 3 months of her life!! SO out of boredom i spent the past 3 days sitting here posting and i cant sleep lately for some reason so if anyone knows a good herbal sleeping remedy I am all ears!!

 

[Silverlily]

Hunny, dear, never explain yourself. I would rather read 10,000 posts from you than one from certain un-named trolls.

Try a herbal bath with valerian. It doesn't smell great, but is terrific for soothing muscles and minds. Celestial Seasonings also makes a tea called Tesion Tamer. Good luck!

 

[April]

'Only?' Dang! At my most prolific I think I do maybe 12, and I felt fucking guilty about it! LOL I tried, but I just can't blather away about nothing. Just not my nature. I feel guilty if I can't put at least three lines in each post. Like I'm wasting space or something. The only reason I'm going on and on right now, is that I'm very tired, and I'm feeling posting inadequacy. And I'm also chapped about not getting to play with a certain someone on Friday. *sigh* I'm having a bad weekend, and my job SUCKS!! Goodnight.

 

[Silverlily]

April, please don't feel inadequate.

Chant with me -

Brendon Fraser (inhale)
Brendon Fraser (exhale)
repeat as often as needed.

 

[Naked Hunny]

See damn i respond to Aprils post and she ignores it anyway!! UGH!! But everytime i do read one of Aprils posts I go on a search for my Santana CD!!

 

[April]

Ohhh, thank you dear. You know just what I need! LOL
As soon as I read the words, I had the image! Fraser in Blast From the Past. That short hair, big eyes, luscious mouth. Oh my.

 

[April]

NH, all you said was that you do read my posts. I'm not sure what to say about that. Oh, nevermind. I'll get over it. I'm confused.