Help!!

[Guest]

How to seduce or fuck an older married women, who u know is fuckable, or even your own step-mom u deserves the fuck cause she a bitch, is there any kind of shit to give em to make em horny?

 

[Wizard]

How to seduce or fuck an older married women, who u know is fuckable, or even your own step-mom u deserves the fuck cause she a bitch, is there any kind of shit to give em to make em horny?

Yea walk in with your dick out............That gets them sooo hot..........I do it all the time myself..............

 

[Guest]

ROFLMMFAO!!!

 

[mike_mike02128]

Hey....it's worth a try. Couldn't hurt. Let us know how ya make out.

 

[Jatt_81]

try

Try talkin to her, or sudeicng her, givin little hints that u want her! Or just forget bout it and stick to dreamin!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

??

Why is there always one smart person with comments, these are someones feelings, I know they may seem wierd but it is a fantasy of mine, so Emerald, please, if u don't have n e thing to help me than please just don't write anything!!

 

[Native Alien]

Yes, go to the nearest grocery store, and buy Cheese from a motherless goat. Add it to her tea and shes all yours baby!

geeze EE, now i have to clean the monitor again..ya'll really do crack me up...thought that ya'll were going to warn me before sayin something like that. One of these days i am going to drown in diet coke from these posts...

oh and yea on topic, have you thought of moving to a foreign land to make the fantasy come true.

 

[xx_La_Reina_xx]

Re: ??

I know they may seem wierd but it is a fantasy of mine

Not trying to step on toes here...but....some fantasies...should NOT be acted out.....

 

[Guest]

Why is there always one smart person with comments?

Only one?



So, if you are old enough to be here, why do you feel your step-mom "deserves a fuck because she's a bitch"? Perhaps if you told your father that if he fucked her more she'd be less of a bitch?

 

[Wizard]

Re: Re: Help!!

Yes, go to the nearest grocery store, and buy Cheese from a motherless goat. Add it to her tea and shes all yours baby!

Thats a pretty good thought too............I'll have to try that too............

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Re: Re: Re: Help!!

Thats a pretty good thought too............I'll have to try that too............

Does it work with Wensleydale cheese too???

 

[Wizard]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Help!!

Does it work with Wensleydale cheese too???

I think it works but they don't get asssssss hot with it..............

 

[trixiefirecracker]

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I think it works but they don't get asssssss hot with it..............

In that case i'll be back when i've called my store to see if they stock motherless goat cheese......

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

motherless goat cheese

Yes, go to the nearest grocery store, and buy Cheese from a motherless goat. Add it to her tea and shes all yours baby!

EE-
Is that black tea or green tea? I wouldn't want Unregistered to get the antioxidants imbalanced... We all know what happens then... I've yet to find a way to get those stains out....

 

[Guest]

Re: motherless goat cheese

 

[peachykeen]

How to seduce or fuck an older married women, who u know is fuckable, or even your own step-mom u deserves the fuck cause she a bitch, is there any kind of shit to give em to make em horny?

shouldn't you be doing your homework? there might be a quiz tomorrow you know.

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Re: Re: motherless goat cheese

I heard it works best in peppermint tea.

*muttering* fuck i need to buy peppermint tea now....

*combining wensleydale cheese with english breakfast tea and feeding it to my mother in law to see what happens* LOL

 

[Guest]

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[trixiefirecracker]

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She will be all over you!
lol

ack....wheres my fucking padlock???? LOL

 

[Jatt_81]

SMARTASS COMMENTS

I BEG THEY INCONSIERATE PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE FOR OTHERS FEELINGS TO PLEASE STOP STICKIN THEIR FAT UGLY NOSE'S INTO OTHER PPL'S BUSINESS, SO IF U CAN'T HELP WITH MY REQUST GO TO HELL!!

 

[Wizard]

Re: SMARTASS COMMENTS

I BEG THEY INCONSIERATE PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE FOR OTHERS FEELINGS TO PLEASE STOP STICKIN THEIR FAT UGLY NOSE'S INTO OTHER PPL'S BUSINESS, SO IF U CAN'T HELP WITH MY REQUST GO TO HELL!!

Been there they kicked me out..................Really dude look at the question you ask and how you worded it.......

This is a suprise to you because?..................

 

[Guest]

Re: SMARTASS COMMENTS

 

[Jatt_81]

Bitch Emerald

I am just lookin out for this fool who wrote this and is being treated like this by lil daddy fuckin bitch's like yourself, u fuckin stupid CUNT! I HOPE U, YOUR KIDS, AND WHOEVER BURN IN HELL!!