Help!!!

[ms_ann_thrope]

3 y/o. You don't like my duck? He's cute!

Adorable.

 

[Pookie]

3 y/o. You don't like my duck? He's cute!

I like it, but I think the duck got into someone's meth.

Just sayin'!

 

[girlsmiley]

I like it, but I think the duck got into someone's meth.

Just sayin'!

You tell that axe-weilding slag to stay away from my duck!

 

[Pookie]

You tell that axe-weilding slag to stay away from my duck!

The duck is safe ... for now.

 

[Debbie]

I just saw that I'm a virgin on here! Lol. Help me! How do I pop my cherry? I love sex waaaayyyy too much to go back to virgin status!

Is there a sexy, older, experienced male who would like to show me the ropes on here? Feel his way around, help a newbie learn how to please the multiple males here?

Do I fit the bill? I'm sexxxy, older, experienced, I'm into ropes, my precious.

 

[Adelyn]

Mmmm, sexy, older, experienced and freaky to look at! I suppose you could help as long as I kept my eyes closed. Better yet, blindfold me and tie me up! That way I'm forced to let you help.

And I'll be happy to post a very naughty pic of any desired body part as soon as I lose this damn cherry! I love taking naughty pics. Hmmm, maybe I should do one with a cherry in a strategic place. Might make a very sexy avatar!

 

[PayDay]

This thread is such a worthless piece of shit.

 

[Jennifer]

Adelyn, the one you are looking for is named canky.

You're welcome.

 

[RawHumor]

Mmmm, sexy, older, experienced and freaky to look at! I suppose you could help as long as I kept my eyes closed. Better yet, blindfold me and tie me up! That way I'm forced to let you help.

And I'll be happy to post a very naughty pic of any desired body part as soon as I lose this damn cherry! I love taking naughty pics. Hmmm, maybe I should do one with a cherry in a strategic place. Might make a very sexy avatar!

You can upload a pic without it being an avatar or profile pic. Just upload it to a post.

 

[artemesia_g]

Oh, FFS.

 

[Que]

Adelyn, the one you are looking for is named canky.

You're welcome.

~sings~

Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match...

 

[Jennifer]

~sings~

Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match...

Yes!! Now they should run away, hand in hand, to a land without wifi and cell reception.

 

[Debbie]

Mmmm, sexy, older, experienced and freaky to look at! I suppose you could help as long as I kept my eyes closed. Better yet, blindfold me and tie me up! That way I'm forced to let you help.

And I'll be happy to post a very naughty pic of any desired body part as soon as I lose this damn cherry! I love taking naughty pics. Hmmm, maybe I should do one with a cherry in a strategic place. Might make a very sexy avatar!

I can rock up to your place wearing a paper bag. Nothing fishy about that
at all.

Do you have any pets?

I love fishies. Shiny, silvery, spectacular, juicy sweet fish.

 

[subdued_passion]

I can rock up to your place wearing a paper bag. Nothing fishy about that
at all.

Do you have any pets?

I love fishies. Shiny, silvery, spectacular, juicy sweet fish.

You seem to have it all figured out. You just forgot one tiny detail.

Is there a sexy, older, experienced male who would like to show me the ropes on here?

Sorry Debbie, back of the line you go.

 

[Debbie]

You seem to have it all figured out. You just forgot one tiny detail.





Sorry Debbie, back of the line you go.

I posted my tits way back when I was sexxxy but have you seen me naked?



I have a teeny tiny peeny. The loincloth covers my shame.

I think you're cock blocking me to get it on with the newbie.

I saw her first.

 

[Busybody]

Im old

Im male

BUT

Im married, so I don't know about this thing called

S
E
X

 

[Adelyn]

.....

 

[The Greek]

I think you need a Canky and Marshalt sandwich. A truly suitable start to your man harem *nods*

 

[Adelyn]

I lost my cherry. No longer a mere virgin. And I got my first story posted! Just submitted my second one today.

Thanks for all the kinky help, guys and gals.