Help!

[book_worm9]

Please someone tell me how to turn my private messages on???

 

[Queersetti]

Stroke their balls.

 

[pointless]

lez out a bit.

or stick a finger up their bum.

 

[book_worm9]

Wow. Everyone is helping so much. Thank you.

 

[pointless]

you're welcome.

 

[girlsmiley]

I really don't know how I could help any further than what the two boys have provided you with already.

All the best, mate.

 

[book_worm9]

Thanks girlsmiley. You were at least nice about it like the other two dicks.

 

[Queersetti]

If the ball stroking or the bum fingering doesn't work, you could try clicking on "edit options".

 

[Queersetti]

Thanks girlsmiley. You were at least nice about it like the other two dicks.

Did you just call Smiley a dick?

 

[book_worm9]

I can't fine edit options on my page.

 

[girlsmiley]

Did you just call Smiley a dick?

*emu neck turn*

 

[Queersetti]

I can't fine edit options on my page.

First, you owe Smiley an apology. Then, click on "user cp" in the menu bar.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You guys are so mean. Everyone knows you can't send private messages until you post pictures of your penis.

 

[girlsmiley]

You guys are so mean. Everyone knows you can't send private messages until you post pictures of your penis.

My phone restricts me to one penis request per day.

Sorry.

The last Aussie used up all of my megabytes.

 

[girlsmiley]

First, you owe Smiley an apology. Then, click on "user cp" in the menu bar.

I am cracking up.

If that was intentional I will bow down and say book worm9 wins the thread.

 

[book_worm9]

A) can't find user cp anywhere.

B) Anyone who isn't giving me advice on how to fix this, and serious advice, needs to leave.

C) I'm sure girlsmiley realized that I didn't mean it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

My phone restricts me to one penis request per day.

Sorry.

The last Aussie used up all of my megabytes.

Selfish person, they need to give you extra credits for penis requests.

Maybe he has moobs? You can request a moob pic.

 

[pointless]

A) can't find user cp anywhere.

B) Anyone who isn't giving me advice on how to fix this, and serious advice, needs to leave.

C) I'm sure girlsmiley realized that I didn't mean it.

fine. have you tried opening your eyes and using them to see?

 

[parodyluvr75]

A) can't find user cp anywhere.

B) Anyone who isn't giving me advice on how to fix this, and serious advice, needs to leave.

C) I'm sure girlsmiley realized that I didn't mean it.

A) Logout, clear cookies and log back in.
B) look on the left side of the screen.
C) Post penis picture in this thread.
D) Be nice to Smiley or she'll eat your intestines.
E) We were here first.

 

[Queersetti]

A) can't find user cp anywhere.

B) Anyone who isn't giving me advice on how to fix this, and serious advice, needs to leave.

C) I'm sure girlsmiley realized that I didn't mean it.

A) Jesus H. Christ

B) Scroll up to the top of the page. Right under the title of the thread it says User CP

C) but you meant it about me and Pointless, huh?

 

[mike_always_horny]

A) can't find user cp anywhere.

B) Anyone who isn't giving me advice on how to fix this, and serious advice, needs to leave.

C) I'm sure girlsmiley realized that I didn't mean it.

Hit CTRL+F, then search for User CP. You'll find it then!

 

[Cathleen]

Holy crap, can you see the mess it'll be trying to instruct on getting an AV?

The younger generation...they're supposed to be tech savvy aren't they?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

 

[girlsmiley]

A) Logout, clear cookies and log back in.
B) look on the left side of the screen.
C) Post penis picture in this thread.
D) Be nice to Smiley or she'll eat your intestines.
E) We were here first.

You forgot to add

F) keep left, ffs. And none of this U-turning bizzo at pedestrian crossings.
G) recycle
H) be polite every fucking time
I) is for igloo.

 

[girlsmiley]

Is this math again?

I came to lit thinking I could avoid all of that noise.