Help with euphemism

[Guest]

I am writing a story that has one guy taunting another that the only *action* he gets is from his own hand. What's the popular euphemism regarding that? Something about Rosie and her four sisters? I am sure in this group that someone knows the correct one. Thanks in advance.


CM

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Rosy Palm and her five sisters is what I was looking for.

Thanks!
CM

 

[MathGirl]

Dear CrMa,
Check out the "Sons of Onan" and the "Batchelor's Hand" poultry series by the DurtGurl Group. They were written by experts.
MG
http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/memberpage.php?uid=209212

 

[Seattle Zack]

The Random Masturbation Euphemism Generator can be handy for a literary quandry like this. A few samples:

Punchin' the snot outta Rotney
Hoisting the slug
Doing the knuckle shuffle on Johnnie One-Eye
Jammin' the altar boy's dinner
Spackling the ceiling

 

[The_old_man]

One I heard a long time ago, Mother thumb and her daughters.

 

[shereads]

The Random Masturbation Euphemism Generator can be handy for a literary quandry like this. A few samples:

Punchin' the snot outta Rotney
Hoisting the slug
Doing the knuckle shuffle on Johnnie One-Eye
Jammin' the altar boy's dinner
Spackling the ceiling

This was worth the price of admission. Thank you.

Shereads, signing off for the night.

 

[shereads]

his was worth the price of admission. Thank you.

Shereads, signing off for the night.

But not without first trying your link, Zack.

It gave me these:

"Clamping the one-eyed clown"

"Winding the one-eyed superhero"

"Being rough with your goat"

the timely if disturbing, "Wrestling with Mister Jackson"

and the elegantly simple, "Shining Percy."

 

[lewdandlicentious]

This one made me roar on a recent trip to Canada:

"Wrestling the Ostrich!"