Help with an Assignment

[lovetoread]

Oh well, not my fault that you guys -obviously- have tiny wee-wees, and feel the need to compensate by trolling and trying to appear macho on a Porn board..

Well now we know why you are here.

 

[removed9556]

 

[Noor]

Volume or mass?

 

[Noor]

Ball measuring tool?
http://image.slidesharecdn.com/ted111measuringmarking-151202095659-lva1-app6892/95/ted-111tools-and-their-uses-28-638.jpg?cb=1449050382

 

[Saint Peter]

Do you know how to read it?

 

[Jennifer]

Do you know how to read it?

Is it in braille?

 

[removed9556]

 

[Queersetti]

Both testicles should be the same size. If one is noticeably larger than the other, that is a symptom that ass cancer has spread into them.

 

[Queersetti]

Sometimes it is hard to get your ball bearings.

That's just nuts.

 

[Emerson40]

Both testicles should be the same size. If one is noticeably larger than the other, that is a symptom that ass cancer has spread into them.

BOLLOCKS!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Both testicles should be the same size. If one is noticeably larger than the other, that is a symptom that ass cancer has spread into them.

St Peter has one giant sinister bollock, approximately the size of a small garden shed.

 

[Saint Peter]

St Peter has one giant sinister bollock, approximately the size of a small garden shed.

The super glue trick only pissed it off.

 

[Queersetti]

St Peter has one giant sinister bollock, approximately the size of a small garden shed.

If only he had two, he could be Arthur Two Sheds Jackson.

http://www.annotatedmst.com/tinymce/plugins/moxiemanager/data/files/Touch%20of%20Satan/two%20sheds.jpg

 

[Nameless_Rose]

Hmm wow, I forgot how random the general board can be lol. Thanks to those who are being nice and/or helping me with my assignment.

Oh and by the way, both my Dom and I are aware that this is a ridiculous assignment. That's kind of the point

 

[Saint Peter]

Does your dom wear overly tight stinky black leather pants?

 

[Queersetti]

Does your dom wear overly tight stinky black leather pants?

I think it's cute when they wear little leather hats.

 

[Lyricalli]

Oh and by the way, both my Dom and I are aware that this is a ridiculous assignment. That's kind of the point

I think you've both missed the point.

 

[thør]

Does your dom wear overly tight sticky black leather pants?

FYP, YW.

 

[neci]

does he wear penis socks inside his tight leather pants? does he skip?

 

[Aphro]

Am I the only one who was hoping this was going to start "If two trains left the station, travelling in opposite directions..."?

 

[Emerson40]

Am I the only one who was hoping this was going to start "If two trains left the station, travelling in opposite directions..."?

Sure Aphro... two "trains".


http://33.media.tumblr.com/590b8efba3bdae9223c317d5f5ae4d65/tumblr_n85zeszxxX1r8brruo1_400.gif

 

[Aglaopheme]

I think the only tool it will take to measure the jewels of the OP's Dom is this one.

http://www.asia-gems.com/diamonds-gemstones-files/leveridge-gauge.jpg

 

[NOIRTRASH]

That's just nuts.

Wrong. Mumps.

 

[yossi]

Wrong. Mumps.

Wrong. Lady lumps.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Wrong. Lady lumps.

Wrong. Lady Humps.