Help with a dog

[Guest]

My wife is interested in fucking our dog, but he seems uninterested. She has tried to suck him off and tried to get him to mount her but he wants nothing to do with it. Any suggestions on how to get the dog more interested?

 

[Guest]

Although i've never done it, i've read about putting a little honey or peanut butter in her vagina and letting the dog lick it out, it might help if you get the dog used to human sexual interaction

 

[Starfish]

Alright, this is were I draw the fucking line.

If the dog doesn't want to do it, and you try to make it do it, it is considered abusive. Now, I used to have major issues with people fucking animals to begin with, but I learned that some dogs are into it, so WHATEVER, and I am not about to down your interests, but you have NO RIGHT to make a dog do something it doesn't want to do. NO MATTER WHAT IT IS.

Bestiality (edited) is illegal, and it is a Federal crime (this concept is misleading, and I adjusted the thoughts about it on my third post to this thread, considering the corrections made by Tiggs). However, what you do in your bedroom is your business. BUT, you are sick to think it is okay to try and make an animal do something that goes against it's intrests or nature.

It isn't interested. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

You are a cruel and sick person if you try and persuade the dog and care nothing of it's nature, but for your own pleasures.

Dogs are pets to love, and care for, and share the joy of companionship with, not to serve you.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Help with a dog.....

I don't know about the dog but it sounds like the wife needs some lead poisoning. Are you nuts? Dogs have more class than to fuck a human. Do the dogs call it doing it "human style"? No, but humans call it doing it "doggie style". Get the wife a horse, for pete's sake. If she is into beastiality you may as well make it worth her while.

 

[MacCortz]

NEED HELP!

Need Help,

You and your wife definatly need help, get some physiatric
help immidiatly.

 

[Preciouslilme]

Okay, I am not usually the type to judge but JESUS!!

 

[Amused]

Your dog sounds gay.
Maybe you shoud fuck him.....

 

[SpiritRaven]

I personally don't have a problem with wanting your dog to fuck yer wife. If she's into it I say go for it. As for you other people who are screaming at this man, get off him! Lit is a place for free expression of ideas without judgement. At least that's how it should be! And I am very offeneded that you would slander someone elses beliefs so heartlessly.

 

[Starfish]

SpiritRaven, Abuse is not aceptable. End of story. You are obviously not paying attention to what the issue is here. Forcing an animal to do something it doesn't want to do is legally considered abuse, and I hate to say it, but it's wrong to abuse animals, or people for that matter, no matter what the fuck gets this dude and his wife off.


If this was the matter of another person, and they didn't want to, but this dude was trying to figure out a way to coerce the person into doing it, then that is plainly sick, and I bet you may have something to say against that, or not, but the majority of people will oppose abuse of the rights of others, whether it is an animal or a person.

We are allowed to express our beliefs, as much as anyone, so it is you that are being truely stifiling. No one said this guy couldn't say or do what he wants, but everything has it's consequences, and you have no right to tell others to not have an opinion, and not to express them about matters like these. That is the real way of Literotica, not your fluffy assed "accept all things" way of avoiding the point.

 

[SpiritRaven]

The reason I'm offended is because the man came here to the 'how to' for advice. He came here for an answer to a question, not to be criticized. If I was greeted with criticism for my questions, I would never post a single thing here. How would it make you feel?

 

[PowerOfOne]

The reason I'm offended is because the man came here to the 'how to' for advice. He came here for an answer to a question, not to be criticized. If I was greeted with criticism for my questions, I would never post a single thing here. How would it make you feel?

So answer his question, Raven. How can he get the dog to fuck her?? You have given us hell for voicing our opinions, critical or otherwise, but you have not answered his question.

 

[SpiritRaven]

Well, according to classical conditioning in Psychology, all you have to do is provide a series of rewards for actions which are closer and closer to your desired goal. If you want a bird to peck the center of a bullseye, first you reward the bird with food for turning towards the bullseye, then for moving towards it, then for pecking the outer edge, then for pecking the center. You should have the dog get comfortable being between your legs. Encourage it to do so with food or otherwise. Then work towards getting the dog to lick your vagina. Eventually doing the same steps you should be able to get the dog to mount you.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Oh, I see! Psychology! Ok, so look in the psychology book and see what it says about fucking animals.

 

[poohlive]

Spiritraven, this man isn't asking how to have his wife fuck a dog? He's asking how to get a dog to have sex with his wife?
I'll even take this a step further Starfish, this isn't just abuse, this is rape. If a woman doesn't want sex, and a man forces the woman to have sex, it's rape. Why is it not rape if instead of another person, it's a dog?
My personal beliefs aren't really into the whole beastiality thing, but then again I don't like judging people either. Because I know there are enough things I've done that would be weird or stupid in the eyes of the public, and am not one to tell other people what they should or shouldn't do.
Forcing a dog to get your wife off though? Come on....
If you want a sexual pet, then you should shop around, and get one that is interested in sex. Lol, why don't you tell them that at the dog pound.
"Yes, I'm looking for one with some stamina, that can please my wife all night long?"
lol, I'd love to be there to see that. Maybe you could even call Jerry Springer. This week's episode, shopping for your lover.
Some prostitutes, a few housewives who go to the local fruit and vegetable store for some fun things to play with, and the couple going to the dog pound, to pick out their new dog.

This is a place for free expression, but you should also realize, that there are a lot of people who want to expressthemselves, and not all of them agree with you. This is just like incest, there are a lot of people who hate it, some who don't care either way, and a few who advocate it... or even enjoy it. To each his own, you can't change how someone else thinks by one single post on Lit, but you can at least enlighten someone with your opinion.

 

[SpiritRaven]

Yes, unlike you I actually read educational books to broden my knowledge. I also can apply that knowledge in new and creative ways which they were not originally intedned for.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Yes, unlike you I actually read educational books to broden my knowledge. I also can apply that knowledge in new and creative ways which they were not originally intedned for.

I think you are losing your argument, Raven. When someone has to start with "unlike you I actually read educational books..." it means you are on the defensive. That is in your psych book somewhere, look in the index.

You do not know any of us. You do not know what our educational experiences are and you like to throw insults. Well, throw them, Raven. I will not argue with someone on the defensive. Have a happy Thanksgiving!

 

[Guest]

First of all, it is spelled bestiality. Secondly, it is not illegal everywhere. Most all U.S. states (and in various countries it is) but not in all. And, in some of those U.S. states where it may technically illegal, it is not a felony. I do agree, however, that trying to force any living creature into any sexual act it does not wish to be in is VERY WRONG! It should not be done and those people who do try to force ANY living creature belongs in prison. On another note, if your dog has been neutered, he will not have a sex drive.

 

[InSaNe]

I read this whole thing and I keep comeing to OMFG you must be really bad in bed if your wife wants the dog

 

[lilfrk]

LOL

OMG inSaNe that's just too funny!

 

[MacCortz]

The reason I'm offended is because the man came here to the 'how to' for advice. He came here for an answer to a question, not to be criticized. If I was greeted with criticism for my questions, I would never post a single thing here. How would it make you feel?

If your sick, the best advice is to see a Doctor. These people are obviously sick!

 

[Guest]

I think you may have misunderstood me. I don't want to force the dog to do anything. I was just wondering if there was anything we could do to get him more interested or relaxed. I am not going to force the dog or my wife to do anything.

 

[Starfish]

I would like to address several things here, but it is most relevant to start with the person who started the thread.
I am only going to say that, by your own description of saying... "What can we do to make the dog more interested", that those of us here, who aren't living with you and can't see your actions, went purely on what you said. Not what you meant. Okay? Don't worry, I am guilty of it too, so no biggie. Now, I stand informed, but this is still troubling, because coercion isn't right in the eyes of the majority of people. You yourself may feel this way too, and have the utmost love for your pet, and would never hurt them. I will take that as being implied by your last post.

Now, if you feel that coercion, or as some "educated" members feel it is called "Classical conditioning", is not harmful to the psyche of your animal, than you should realize that you can answer this question on your own. What do dogs like? Give them what they want. Not that I agree with any of this. Tiggs said this, but Just in case, but I do figure you already know this, but if your dog is fixed, then you are barking up the wrong tree, so to speak. Right? He has nuts, right? If not, then your efforts are in vain. The instinct to hump the air, in a fixed dog, doesn't mean that dog has enough testosterone to actually do it.

Anyway, I don't agree with this practice because it is manipulative, but if you feel it is okay, then have fun. I think that your poor dog would be happier if you'd just go play fetch with him, and get another dog, that is interested, to fuck your wife.


Tiggs, I get your points and agree. I realize that I said that it is illegal, not to mention that I spelled it wrong (not an English major. We science majors tend to suck at spelling. ) In my mind, I was actually referring to abuse of an animal as being a federal crime. Not bestiality. My mistake.

It's federal station is what gives a National organization like the Humane Society their jurisdiction to investigate, charge, and act against animal abuse cases in all states of the US in the same effective manner. I know that state by state laws are different for the acts of sex with animals, however, abuse of any kind with an animal is a felony, sexual misconduct included.

I know this from working with the Human Society in 4 different states on abuse cases, and never once did a variation in state law limit or effect the actions we could take. And, on that note, I saw many dogs be taken from their homes and displaced because of molestation. It is not hard to find out about these things. People talk and others listen and report, usually family members or friends.

We were given, by federal law, the right to investigate any call reporting a case of abuse, no matter what the circumstances. Why do you think Rush Limburger, whom thinks animals should have no rights, makes such a big deal about them having rights? It's because they do have rights, granted to them by our federal government, and a pigfucker like him can't stand the thought of a dog being more worthy of protection than his right to secretly fuck other pigs. (Sorry, I got carried away there, huh? )

Anyway, Tiggs is very right about the bestiality laws, and the laws of nature. Don't coerce an animal to do something it doesn't want to do on it's own. It goes against their nature, plain and simply put. I don't care what certain books say what about how to manipulate something. It doesn't make it right. I know how to take the leg off one frog and sew it one another frog of the same species, and it'll fuse into place, due to the amphibious ability for cell regeneration beyond the meiotic phases of growth in the egg, but that doesn't mean that doing it more that it takes to learn that it can be done is appropriate or morally just.

Oh and SpiritRaven, I hate to burst your bubble, but you are so full of yourself on this topic, it's sickening. You have no reason to pull that ineffectual, Jr. High School mentality crap with any of us here at Lit. You know NOTHING about any of us, as PowerOfOne pointed out. I think you'd shit yourself if you saw my transcripts and credentials, and I know many others here at Literotica have very broad and well rounded educations. There are Lawyers, Doctors, Biologists, Horitcultural Engineers, Corporate CEO's, Teachers, Police Officers, Professors, Nurses, etc... here at lit, adn all of us try to have enough respect to not seriously call each other doo doo heads, and claim superiority over one another's intelligence levels. It'd be wise for you to get a grip on adult forms of debate before you start spouting off, and telling people that they are not educated, in such a childish, uninformed manner.

 

[YogiBare]

Yea Starfishy!!

Well done. I think that one of the beauties of this community is that there are a lot of highly intelligent, well-educated people here who share knowledge and expertise in order to help (and educate and entertain) one another. It's a special place and I am so happy to have found all of you.

Spiritraven, I think that you have missed the point. Every community has its own norms, values, and morals, and this one is no different. Abuse or rape of any living creature is not accepted here. (Blow-up dolls are OK.) I wouldn't have it any other way. If you don't like it you should move on.

 

[Guest]

I think you may have gone to the wrong place for help on this one, but you probably figured that out. Your best bet may be to get a different dog, one that's younger or has a higher sex drive.

 

[Guest]

If your sick, the best advice is to see a Doctor. These people are obviously sick!

It's spelled "you're", and it's a matter of opinion. Not everyone here agrees with each other's kinks, fetishes, and fantasies. How shallow of a person must you be to judge a complete and total stranger? Ya know, we have straight, gay, and bisexuals here. We have transgendered, TVs, and cross dressers. We have some people who are into animals, golden showers, water sports, and scat. Not everything out there is "right" for everyone, Lord knows that, but if someone is NOT hurting YOU or another person (unless that person is a masochist and enjoys pain) why should you make their life your business? Why judge them for being honest and open and coming forward here? (On another note, it's my own opinion that if the dog seems unwilling, like in this situation, then this couple should NOT force him into sexual acts.) But, bottom line, grow up. If you don't like someone else's "kink" keep it to yourself. One day you'll come here for advice or opinions and you may not like what you hear if people treat YOU the way you treat others.