Help Steve-Perth make 1000 posts

[steve_perth]

How do you feel about baked beans on toast?


mm sounds deleisous ill take it

 

[steve_perth]

What kind of car would you like to drive?

ooh id love either a corvette, ferrari, lamborgini, lotus, holden gts, holder hsv or a beach buggy

 

[steve_perth]

Do you know how to jive?

hmm i did a few years ago, id need a brush up to remember properly though

 

[steve_perth]

Do you iron, or prefer to drip dry?


i just leave my clothes on the line until they are dry and i can be arsed bringing them in, it can take days sometimes

 

[steve_perth]

Ever looked up at the clouds in the sky?


of course, only all the time, i love finding pictures in the clouds

 

[steve_perth]

Mousse or gel, do you use either of these?

well not at the moment, but i was talking to my mate wendy the other week and she has convined me i would look good using gel-wax. so when i get my hair cut this week or the next im going to buy some from the hairdressor

 

[steve_perth]

Ever had trouble with your knees?

no my knees are pretty good in the main, though i think my neck and fingers wil go soon, i crack them far to much

 

[SecretScribe]

Steve! you were supposed to be at 1000 by now! Damn boy!

 

[steve_perth]

What was the name of your very first teacher?

the name of my year one teacher was miss de villers, and she got married and became mrs bramich

 

[steve_perth]

Do you remember the name of your preacher?

the priest the church i went to when i used to go with mum and dad (dont go myself nowdays) was father don sproxton, who is actually now bishop don sproxton on perth dont u know

 

[SecretScribe]

(so totally out of touch with the questions you have been asked ... decides to stick with yes/no question)

Do you like Texas?

 

[steve_perth]

What is the name of your nearest main road?


that would be manning road, im right next to it

 

[steve_perth]

hay its exam times, cant be posting 24\7



and yeah texas is good, dont know much about it really though, i think theres some cows and oil or so im led to believe

 

[steve_perth]

Do you find study too much of a load?


nah its not too bad in the main, its just those weeks of death when u get hammered by like a bajillion assignments that suck, especially when u leave them to the last minute

 

[steve_perth]

How did you stumble on Lit?

oh just cruising around looking for erotic stories to read on google and finding jack shit for free, then hitting the motherload with lit

 

[steve_perth]

Which do you prefer, boob or tit?


i prefer tits, no matter how i think of it, the word boob still sounds silly

 

[steve_perth]

Do you think smoking is very wrong?


yeah i dont smoke myself, and it makes me cough sometimes when im around people who do

 

[steve_perth]

Did you play marbles as a kid?


yeah marbles was really big at primary school for a while, we would play golf with them and shit and try and shoot them into a hole dug in the sand

 

[steve_perth]

Do you have an Uncle Syd?


nope, not even one

 

[steve_perth]

Ever been to the Opera House?

nah i havent managed to get over east yet

 

[steve_perth]

Is Mickey really a mouse?

hes a fucking spanner thats what he is, MM bugs me

 

[steve_perth]

Would you call Donald a duck?


id call him a pitiful excuse for a cartoon character

 

[steve_perth]

Do you believe you make your own luck?

i make luck like a mint makes coins

 

[steve_perth]

Shorts or jeans, which is your fave?

shorts, nice one black surfy shorts that come to the knees though

 

[Guest]

do you believe in love and its different forms?
have you eva been in love?
have you eva been hurt by love?
do u have someone at the moment u are loving? or wish to love?

a bit mushy i know