Help Steve-Perth make 1000 posts

[steve_perth]

gonna be a guru today?


yep, im a super guru right now dontcha know

 

[steve_perth]

Did you finish your project last night?


yeah got it handed in on time and everything

 

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How many posts do you have now?

this one will make number 674 i think off hand

 

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How many more do you need to get there?

oooh fuck maths, um tries to think

1000- 674

=

um.... 1000 take 600 leaves 400, then take 75, leaves 325, then ad one equals 326!

i have 326 left! hows that for mental maths eh?

 

[steve_perth]

What's mums middle name?


its marie i believe

 

[steve_perth]

Football or soccer, which is your game?


i prefer footy, soccor is good but ima footy man

 

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Do you have an Uncle Fred?


yep, i certainly do, and a uncle bob too

 

[steve_perth]

Do hate to get out of bed?


cant fucking stand it, its always such a effort, even when i get up to go watch dragonball z i usually go back to bed after

 

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Who was your best friend at school?

that would be brian, we were great mates in primary school, until he went to a different high school, though i caught up with him at uni last year!

 

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Were you a nerd, or pretty cool?


i wasnt the most popular at school and was a bit quiet but i wasnt a nerd and hung around with the cool people so its all good. ive really come out of my shell at uni and am living the good like with all the uni boys, hehe ud never believe i used to be a quiet person

 

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Do you like to water the garden?

sometimes it can be relaxing when ur in the mood, sitting back waterign the grass, but most of the time its a pain in hte arse

 

[steve_perth]

and when burping, do you "I beg your pardon"?


depends who im with, if im hanging out with a girl or mum or something then i will, if im with the boys then im more likely to say "pick the bones out of that one!"

 

[steve_perth]

Were you ever a Star Trek fan?

*shrugs*

its a alright show, its watchable but is never really great

i much prefer red dwarf, now THATS a show

 

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Is Homer Simpson your kind of man?


heheh i love that guy

i am so smart, i am so smart, s.m.r.t. i mean s.m.A.r.t

 

[steve_perth]

Have you ever wished upon a falling star?


no i havent, ive wished on the first star i see at night, but if i see a falling star im usually like "hay fuck a falling star...cool"

 

[steve_perth]

What's your favourite drink when at the bar?

BEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pitty they dont serva cartlon cold on tap so i usually get either Tooheys new or Kilkenny

 

[steve_perth]

Summer or winter, which is the best?


summer no hesitation, im so over this winter thing

 

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Have you ever been to a cricket test?

nah i havent, been to plenty of one dayers and day night games though

 

[steve_perth]

Do you have a car of your own?


*sigh*


no i dont

 

[steve_perth]

Do you have $10 should I need a loan?


yeah ill spot u 10 bucks any time u need it

 

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In which hospital were you born?


hmmm im not entirely sure, it might have been st annes

though considering what people keep asking me everytime i walk into a house i may have been born in a tent

 

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Do you like to mow the lawn?


*shrugs*

if ive got music to listen to then i like it, if i dont then its blood awfull

 

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How old when you had your first kiss?

hmmm i dont quite remember, i must have been young i think, probably 8 or 9. i was on holiday down at mandurah and this girl who was in the house next to me kissed in the old car out the back of her place she was staying out

 

[steve_perth]

Do you remember the name of the miss?

miss? what miss?

*scratched his head*

 

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What colour do you like to wear most?


i wear alot of black, it suits me