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[steve_perth]

A house?


yeah i rent a house with 3 other blokes, 2 of them are cool and ai get on cool with them, the others a bit of a dick, too stuck up and by the rules person

 

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uuuurgh, no i dont have a car. i get around by either scabbing off mates or by walking or riding or by public trainsport

i would like a car, but cant really afford it now, i bought a compy back in the day when i did have money, and i glad i did as its bloody handy

 

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Do you like birds?

ooh yes i do, just like that song by the eels

*sings*

"if your alone and on a search, ive got a feeder for you to perch on"

 

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What kind?

them little zippy small ones that fly aroung really fast and nearly run into stuff but dodge at the last second

 

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Do you like kids?

yeah kids are cool, i love playing with my neice and newphew

 

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Want any?

yeah why not, though after a few years of marriage so i can enjoy having a wife to have sex with whenever we like

 

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Do you like thin women?

yeah thin woman are nice, you just got to watch what teh do with the hips

 

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Medium women?


yeah medium woman are extreamly sexy

 

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Big women?


as long as we arnt talking 400 kilos then yes i like big women

 

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All women?


yeah that pretty much sums me up all right

 

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Do you like your women shaved bare?


yeah i prefer a shaved pussy myself, totally bald is very nice

 

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With a little strip?


but a little bit at the top is very sexy as well

 

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Natural?


natural is nice, though it sucks to get a hair in your mouth when your goign down on her, really irritating if you have to stop and take it out when shes getting close

 

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Do you shave your balls?


yeah i shave my balls and the sides of the bottom of my shaft, usually i have to do it once every few days

 

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Do you like your fish better fried?

yeah i like my fish fried in a beer batter

 

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Do you like chicken?

i like my chicken kfc style

 

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Do you like pizza?

i had a hawain pizza for dinner and theres two peices left over for break fast

 

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Dockers or Eagles?

eagles baby all the way

 

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Coke or Pepsi?


im a coke man, though i DO love pepsi max too

 

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Chips or Twisties?

chicken twisties are good but i prefer chips, and cheesels are just plan shithouse

 

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Boxers or briefs?

im a boxers man actually, i used to wear briefs but i changed over about 3 years back now.

though im actually not wearing any undies right now, as i havent done my washing

 

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Pen or pencil?


well i write in pen, but i do all my drawings in pencil,. care to see them some time?

 

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Windows or Mac?


PC's all the way, i cant use them fucking macs, especiall;y that bollocking imac and its small shit, i mean the mouse is like puny and how do u right click and my fingers hit like 3 buttons at a time on the key board, its made for like a 11 year old girl

 

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IceCream... hard or soft serve?


soft serve, even when i have hard ice cream i mash it up into a soft serve like form

 

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Pizza crust.. thin or thick?


deep pan all the way my friend, the thin ones dont fill me up