Help Steve-Perth make 1000 posts

[steve_perth]

hmmm it looks like im about to take shiva virginity

yayyyy babe!!!!


go u good thing!!!

 

[shivagoddess]

29....

well IF he looked like u yes he would be sexy 4 sure

ego....expands

 

[steve_perth]

go you good thing, put a gap in them, go you good thing go!

 

[steve_perth]

go you big red fire engine

hehe im resorting to rove quotes

i dont haev a big ego, just a big self esteme

 

[steve_perth]

come on babe one more and ur virginity is popped forever!!!

 

[steve_perth]

*drum roll*

 

[shivagoddess]

30!!!! yay!!!!!! *runs around nude with bells and streamers* hehe
babye virginity

god im so tired i dont know anymore
there u go steve all urs

now like i said b4
Nite babe

talk soon
.....Nici

 

[steve_perth]

*sings in celebration of shiva becomign a woman and coz he feels like taking the piss

"Ice Ice Baby"

Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!

Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!

Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold

 

[steve_perth]

heheh congrats babe, have a good sleep and hope u do well in your exam

 

[Curious_Fem]

Re: *sings in celebration of shiva becomign a woman and coz he feels like taking the piss

"Ice Ice Baby"

OMG.....now I'm gonna have this song playing in my head the rest of the day....thanks Steve!!!


not to mention the fact that I used to have a huuuuuuuuuuge crush on Vanilla Ice

 

[steve_perth]

well ur not alone, its stuck in my head too

i still dont think i look like him though

heres a pic from a few years back (only one i had one me)

what do u think?

http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=3159427

 

[ozme52]

Keep on schtupping Steve!

You'll make it! Had my millennium part last night!

 

[kikmosa]

Ok, I'm back. I know your not out there right now but I'm going to post some questions so you don't have to wait for me to get here.

Do you eat (food) in bed?
Do you like your fish better fried?
Baked?
grilled?
Do you like chicken?
Fried?
Baked?
In salad?
Do you like pizza?
What do you like on it?
Do you like bananas?
Apples?
Oranges?
Onions?
Tomatoe sandwiches?
Do you like eggs?
Boiled?
Fried?
Scrambled?
In omlets?
Do you eat pork?
What is your favorite food?
Drink?
If you could look like any movie star, Who?
Why?
What's your favorite car?
Why?
What time is it there right now?
Do you like the rain?
Snow?
Do you prefer to travel by train?
Car?
Bus?
Plane?
Do you like tennis?
Golf?
Do you watch the olympics?
Do you like younger women?
Older?
Same age?
Name your 5 favorite sex positions.
Who is your favorite author?
Do you like flowers?
Do you give flowers?
What kind?
To who?
Do you like sex fast and hard?
Soft and slow?
Both?
Do you like to watch?
Be watched?
Be joined?
If you walked by a door and saw someone you know getting it on with someone else you know, would you:
Walk away?
Stand and watch?
Close the door and leave?
Close the door from inside?
Join in?
Do you like chocolate?
On her?
Do you like whipped cream?
On you?
Are you noisy when you cum?
Or quiet?
Do you vote?
Do you live in an apartment?
A house?
Do you have a car?
What kind?
What color?
How fast?
Do you like birds?
What kind?
Do you like kids?
Want any?
Do you like thin women?
Medium women?
Big women?
All women?
Do you like your women shaved bare?
With a little strip?
Natural?
Do you shave your balls?
Have you ever?
Would you?
Can you speak more then one language?
Do you like balloons?
Have you ever been to a circus?
Do you like long slow kisses?
Fast ones?
Soft ones?
Hard ones?
Can you play an instrament?
Do you think the movie Dune compares to the book?
Do you pray?
How old do you want to be when you get married?
What's you favorite restraunt?
Do you believe in romance?
Do you believe in love?
Do you believe in love at first site?
Do you believe that this is 100 questions?

Have to get some sleep now. Having trouble thinking I'm so tired. Night

 

[Ladybird]

I've got a few too....

Dockers or Eagles?
Coke or Pepsi?
Chips or Twisties?
Boxers or briefs?
Pen or pencil?
Windows or Mac?
IceCream... hard or soft serve?
Fish... fried or grilled?
Pizza crust.. thin or thick?
Cheese filled or plain?
Macca's or HJ's?
Holden or Ford?
Bus or Train?
Spearmint or chocolate flavour?
Strawberries or raspberries?
Ever been to Beatty Park?
Ever been to Garden City?
Ever been to Underwater World?
Ever been to Rottnest?
Ever been to Yanchep?
Ever been to GinGin?
Ever been to Adventure World?
Ever been to Belmont Forum?
Ever ice skated?
Ever roller skated?
Ever played hockey?
Ever run naked down the middle of the street?

 

[kikmosa]

Here's a few more.

Do you prefer the mountains?
Or the sea?
Which do you like most, Winter?
Spring?
Summer?
Fall?
Do you like mornings ?
Or evenings?
Would you rather look at a duck?
Or eat it?
Like hiking?
Moon lit walks on the beach?
Would you rather be with a bubble head that you know will give you some?
Or a good conversationalist that your not sure will?
Would you rather watch sports?
Or listen to music?
Do you like to dance?
Just the two of you?
Or a large group?
Fast?
Or slow?
Do you write poems?
Stories?
Do you like biiigg breasts? (DD to EE)
Average breasts? (C to D)
Small breasts? (A to B)
Are you afraid of spiders?
Snakes?
Height?
Commitment?
Marriage?
What size shoe do you wear?
What brand shoe do you prefer?
Do you cook?
Do you like to?
Beer or wine?
Sun rise or sunset?
Do you like doing it in the dark better?
Or with the lights on?
Do you like it when she cries out?
Or is quiet?
Are my questions driving you nuts yet?
Bacon or sausage?
Soup or salad?
Have you seen Tremers 3 yet?
Are our questions getting too personal?
Do you have brothers?
Sisters?
How many nieces?
Nephews?
Cousins?
Aunts?
Uncles?
What kind of books do you like best?
Do you ever have trouble sleeping?
Have you ever woke up some place and not known where you were?
Or how you got there?
Do you like long, slow, sensual kisses?
Do you like having your ear nibbled on?
Is your neck sensative?
Would you ever consider getting your nipples pierced if you girl asked you to?
Your cock?
Do you like to listen to the rain on a roof?
Are you the oldest in you family?
The middle?
The youngest?
What food do you NOT like?
Do you go to church?
Would you lie to get some?
Have you ever stolen anything?
What are you wearing right now?
Woods?
Or open fields?
City?
Or country?
Party?
Or dinner for two?
Paintings?
Or pictures?
Movies?
Or T.V.?
Name your last five pets.
Which actress would you most like to 'do it' with?
Have you ever lost your temper and hit a girl?
Would you?
Have you ever spanked a girl during sex?
Have you ever tried D/s?
Have you ever sat up all night because your afraid to sleep?
Have you ever been sking?
Have you ever scuba dived?
Have you ever taken naked pics of yourself?
Posted any?
Would you like to travel to another planet?
Which one?
Have you picked out what your going to write when you hit 1000?
gonna be a guru today?
Did you finish your project last night?
How many posts do you have now?
How many more do you need to get there?
Can you tell I'm getting sleepy, lol?

ok. that's 100 more. With mine and LB's that should put you over 700. Have fun. BBL.

 

[rosylady]

just out of curiousity, Why the big rush to reach a 1000?

 

[Curious_Fem]

well ur not alone, its stuck in my head too

i still dont think i look like him though

heres a pic from a few years back (only one i had one me)

what do u think?

http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=3159427

No, not really....but still a cutie!

 

[kikmosa]

just out of curiousity, Why the big rush to reach a 1000?

He just wanted to know what it would take to be able to change what's written above his AV. When I told him 1000 posts he said that would take him forever. Seemed upset about it so I made this thread to try to help. He only had about 260 posts when we started.

 

[Curious_Fem]

Here's a few more.
ok. that's 100 more. With mine and LB's that should put you over 700. Have fun. BBL.

LOL....kiki you are amazing, have I told you that lately?

Good luck Steve!

 

[kikmosa]

LOL....kiki you are amazing, have I told you that lately?

Good luck Steve!

Yeah.... not bad considering I've had less then 2 hours sleep between the first 100 and the second. If I was more awake I could think of some better ones though.

 

[Ladybird]

Let's write some more...

What's mums middle name?
Football or soccer, which is your game?
Do you have an Uncle Fred?
Do hate to get out of bed?
Who was your best friend at school?
Were you a nerd, or pretty cool?
Do you like to water the garden?
and when burping, do you "I beg your pardon"?
Were you ever a Star Trek fan?
Is Homer Simpson your kind of man?
Have you ever wished upon a falling star?
What's your favourite drink when at the bar?
Summer or winter, which is the best?
Have you ever been to a cricket test?
Do you have a car of your own?
Do you have $10 should I need a loan?
In which hospital were you born?
Do you like to mow the lawn?
How old when you had your first kiss?
Do you remember the name of the miss?
What colour do you like to wear most?
How do you feel about baked beans on toast?
What kind of car would you like to drive?
Do you know how to jive?
Do you iron, or prefer to drip dry?
Ever looked up at the clouds in the sky?
Mousse or gel, do you use either of these?
Ever had trouble with your knees?
What was the name of your very first teacher?
Do you remember the name of your preacher?
What is the name of your nearest main road?
Do you find study too much of a load?
How did you stumble on Lit?
Which do you prefer, boob or tit?
What's the name of your favourite song?
Do you think smoking is very wrong?
Did you play marbles as a kid?
Do you have an Uncle Syd?
Ever been to the Opera House?
Is Mickey really a mouse?
Would you call Donald a duck?
Do you believe you make your own luck?
Shorts or jeans, which is your fave?
Have you ever been to a rave?
Do you remember Rolf Harris?
Would you like to visit Paris?
Do you go to church on Sundays?
And like most, do you hate Mondays?
Name a book you enjoyed reading.
Do wonder where these questions are leading?
Have you ever had a nose bleed?
What are your thoughts on greed?
Have you ever played darts?
What about riding go-karts?
Do you have a middle name?
Do marmite and vegemite taste the same?
What's the name of our Prime Minister?
Do you think politics are very sinister?
Do you bite your nails?
When climbing stairs, do you hold the rails?
Does cutting an onion make you cry?
Have you ever been caught out in a lie?
Do you really believe that Mary had a little lamb?
Or do you think it was a scam?
Potato or pumpkin, which do you like most?
Chicken or lamb, which is your favourite to roast?
Do you own a bike?
As a kid, did you have a trike?
What size shoe do you take?
Have you ever seen Swan Lake?
Do you have a bird in a cage?
Did you ever lie about your age?
What is the name of your favourite book?
What's the last medicine that you took?
Have you ever wished upon a star?
Or ordered a beer from a bar?
Do you have a brother?
And if so, would you like another?
Have you ever hugged a tree?
Or washed a car, for a fee?
Have you ever sung in the rain?
Or ever been to Spain?
Do you own a tent?
Or write letters which never get sent?
Do you remember your dreams from when you sleep?
Do have $10 I can keep?
Do you to drink chocolate milk?
Do you have a shirt made of silk?
Have you ever fired a gun?
Seen a water buffalo run?
Do you own a pair of joggers?
What do you think about forrest loggers?
What colour shirt are you wearing right now?
Do you believe in the sacred cow?
Do you eat cheese on toast?
Which insect scares you the most?
Do you get enough sleep?
Would you swim in water deep?
What is your favourite card game?
Do you think you could handle fame?

 

[~Dream~]

wow !! come on Steve

you can do it babe , I have faith in ya!!

 

[steve_perth]

okay this could take a while with all these questions but ill give it a go

Do you eat (food) in bed?

yeah i love eating food in bed, i eat there all the time, got the hang of it and dont drop crumbs or anything

 

[steve_perth]

Do you like balloons?


yeah of course, i think everyone likes baloons

 

[steve_perth]

Have you ever been to a circus?


yeah i have fond memories of going to the circus when i was a child and i remember getting to have a ride on a camel one time