Help poor Eumenides!!

[Nora]

The girl's looking for a new crush. Not the orange or pineapple kinda crush, but a good, old fashioned smit-fest.

Ok, Since I'm the one who gets to hear all the details of her crushes I INSIST that her new victim...uh. I mean, the new object of her psychotic affections be smart, funny, sexy as hell and not an asshole.

Any suggestions?

 

[christophe]

The girl's looking for a new crush. Not the orange or pineapple kinda crush, but a good, old fashioned smit-fest.

Ok, Since I'm the one who gets to hear all the details of her crushes I INSIST that her new victim...uh. I mean, the new object of her psychotic affections be smart, funny, sexy as hell and not an asshole.

Any suggestions?

me

 

[Eumenides]

and not an asshole/bitch.

Any suggestions?

I guess that rules you out!

Gee, thanks, Borealis!

 

[Nora]

But of course it rules me out, Emoodiekins! *muaaaaah*


Christophe? You're married. Well, do you like cats?

 

[christophe]

Christophe? You're married. Well, do you like cats?

yep squared

 

[Eumenides]

A love for cats definitely gets you an in, but that pesky lil wedding band...

 

[Nora]

She's young yet. Let's try not to let her know the realities that lie ahead for her yet. She's so cute in her rose-colored glasses, anyway.

Ok, I'd like to hear from the non-usual suspects. All you lurkers. Yeah, you. C'mon, wouldn't you like to have Eumenides crushing on you? Speak up!

 

[christophe]

A love for cats definitely gets you an in, but that pesky lil wedding band...

but just think of the gossip, the torrid affair, the jealous wife...my god the possibilities are endless....plus you get to peak under the towel!

 

[Eumenides]

but just think of the gossip, the torrid affair, the jealous wife...my god the possibilities are endless....plus you get to peak under the towel!

I think Mrs. Christophe has claws. I'm a delicate creature and don't take kindly to pain.

 

[Nora]

That's a towel? Sheesh. I thought you were showing just how much you "love" cats.

Whatcha say, Emoodieluv? A little drama is just what this place needs. Besides, you haven't really lived 'til you've had a jealous wife chase you with a machete.

Um. It was a long time ago. Really.

 

[christophe]

I think Mrs. Christophe has claws. I'm a delicate creature and don't take kindly to pain.

had her declawed awhile back.....but the machete is in the garage

 

[Eumenides]

I'd pick claws over a machete if those were my only choices!

 

[Mrs Christophe]

I'd pick claws over a machete if those were my only choices!

where is that no good lazy worthless pice of shit what have you done to him

 

[Nora]

oops

he uh...went THATAWAY -------------------------------------->


and I saw a little redhead with him. *nodsnodnods*

 

[Eumenides]

where is that no good lazy worthless pice of shit what have you done to him

*hiding*

 

[Mrs Christophe]

oops

he uh...went THATAWAY -------------------------------------->


and I saw a little redhead with him. *nodsnodnods*

shit, now i'm laughing so damn hard, i can't spell correctly......

 

[christophe]

whew....did i ditch her is she gone....well whata ya say me and you kid...u up for the adventure!

 

[Eumenides]

She was soooooooooooooo scary. I'm not comin' out!!!!!!!!

 

[ma_guy]

I hear Hanns is looking for a stalker! lmao

 

[Nora]

Umm...Christophe? Isn't that her behind you? And what's she holding behind her back?

Methinks it's the home castration kit. It was marked down for Christmas at Spencer's, I hear...

 

[christophe]

She was soooooooooooooo scary. I'm not comin' out!!!!!!!!

its not just a job it is an adventure!come on ! you know you wanna!

 

[Nora]

I hear Hanns is looking for a stalker! lmao

Dunno about puss-boy, but you'd be a good choice for her, MA-Guy. You volunteering?

 

[Wiggles]

I nominate myself.

I'm declawed, single, and I love kitty's.

My romantic front is a little boring at the moment, as well. I'm not really looking for a cyber thing, but you're welcome to lust after my body and laugh at all my jokes.

 

[christophe]

Umm...Christophe? Isn't that her behind you? And what's she holding behind her back?

Methinks it's the home castration kit. It was marked down for Christmas at Spencer's, I hear...

nah she is sitting here laughing her ass off at this....and the kit was on sale next to flavored condoms and love gel!

 

[Eumenides]

I nominate myself.

I'm declawed, single, and I love kitty's.

My romantic front is a little boring at the moment, as well. I'm not really looking for a cyber thing, but you're welcome to lust after my body and laugh at all my jokes.

So you're saying that cyber sex with you is out?

You people and your pesky standards of behavior!

Secretly I do both of those already...