Help Please

[curious476]

Please forgive my using English but I do not speak your language. I will be visiting Amsterdam/Rotterdam soon and I would like to learn a very important phrase. Let me explain. I am totally addicted to cunnilingus and I want to meet ladies, perhaps even in the RedLight district, who would allow me this treat. I need to phrase my desires so there is no mistaking my desires so if someone wouldn't mind please give me a simply but blunt phrase to say to them. I would also like to visit one of your famous sex clubs, perhaps someone could direct me to several that cater to tourist.

 

[DarkBee]

Whatever...

Lol, wereldreiziger in de dop... sukkel, hij heeft dit bij tenminste 3 verschillende taalgroepen geplaatst, er op hopend dat hij gratis seks krijgt...
Zal ik hem aangeven (report bad post) of zullen we hem collectief uitlachen?

 

[M's girl]

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[rakeandhoe]

Will not spend to much words at it: stupid ass

 

[curious476]

Sheesh

Well hmmm..., seems like I can't visit more than one place on my trip. For your information, not that I owe you an explanation, I will be in five major cities in 4 different countries. All but the Netherlands are business, the Netherlands is strictly pleasure.

 

[M's girl]

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