Help please....

[Expertise]

I would really appreciate some help for the damn title thingy that is fast approaching.

I am at a loss, to be quite honest.

Something cool, appropriate, profound and amusing (piece of cake hunh) would be great.

All submissions will be considered, those with full frontal (female) nudity will be lingered over.

Thanks in advance

Ex

 

[Patryn]

How about "You only wish you could be me". It's all I could think of, sorry.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Friends

PM Chandler Byng
The Byng with a Bang
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'Cause I'll be there for you
When it hasn't been your day, your week,
your month, or even your year!
~The Rembrandts~

 

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[KillerMuffin]

Ya gotta love me, in the chaps please... damn they do things for your ass that you just would not believe!

I went back through some threads for ya, some of these things you said yourself. They all seem to be apropriate

The List thus far:

-Black Velvet
-Irresistable Flirt
-Sexy as fuckin hell
-Oh my god I'm horny
-You don't have to speak cutie....moaning at the apropriate time will suffice
-Yes folks, I have entered slut mode
-I feel like I'm about to be passed around like a blunt at a Grateful Dead concert
-I regret that I have but one penis and tongue to give to this board
-ExxperTease

(There's more, I'll prolly go look some more)

 

[Naked Hunny]

Muff would you be making fun of Expertises current situation with me and that Luscious Lionness?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Going through all those backlogged threads I've begun to notice a theme here Expertise. Perhaps you should just call yourself HornDog or the Lit Male Escort Service?

More of The List:

-Some men are simply yummy!
-I am Expertise, omniscient, omnipotent and megalomaniacal ruler of this and all parallel realities and galaxies. (By the way, you spelled parallel wrong in the original post)
-My lust for you is renewed (guess who said that?)
-Great minds think alike...or fools seldom differ
-Some guys are just intimidated by intelligent women (you said baby, don't blame me!)
-I do have a certain charm sometimes
-Expertise 3:16 (you said that one too, what were you thinking?)
-Captain Kirk (Izz? wtf?)

 

[KillerMuffin]

I've considered the issue Expertise. My personal preferences in the matter, aside from you wearing chaps like that all the time *droooool,* is one that you stated in a thread bearing the same name. Oh my god I'm horny!. For some reason that just seems so you. Or the other one, considering the recent clamoring for your favors... Male Escort.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Beam me up Scotty!

Buffy .. Muffy .. Vampire Slayer ... lol ...

He is Captain Kirk because:

The Starship Expertise boldly goes where no man has gone before ..

ummmm also i was thinking:

Expert Tease (I know it's almost like one of yours Buffy)
Exxxxxxx Rated
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This is very illogical, Captain.
~Mr. Spock~

 

[KillerMuffin]

Expert Tease (I know it's almost like one of yours Buffy)

Izzy, darling, I got it from you sweetie. I forgot which thread it was on, one with all of those lists.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I may not have come up with anything good for Expertise, but I did see something wonderful for Slut_Boy, if he ever gets that high...

Panty Pirate Isn't that perfect?

Izz and I can't be the only person who has a clue what Expertise should be titled.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Sorry im drawing blanks on names for Expertise hell i cant think of names for you or I either which is even worse!!

 

[Savage Kitten]

XpurrrrTease <<---- u da one and only bay-be!

 

[Savage Kitten]

hey KillerMuff

over in the Personnals is a 'muffman'.... any relation?? hehe

 

[Silverlily]

Ummm,

Canadian Casanova

or

The Celibate Canuck

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Izzy, darling, I got it from you sweetie.

awww shucks Buffy .. you have a heart of gold, girl ... you had a chance to take credit for the name but you didn't ... i likes chicks with ethics ... you ethical chick you.

Kitten Eyes honey .. Chandler - the CELIBATE Canuck? ... ha ha .. more like the "Sell-a-Bit Canuck".

 

[Silverlily]

LMOA @ Isabella!

I was just quoting his line from the Cum to me...Lioness thread, but I like yours better.

 

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[Expertise]

Yes ...unfortunately no nude photos to go with them. I think I will reserve judgement/hold out till the bitter end, before I choose.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

How about...

Crafty knowledge delivered via apt enthusiasm with qualified ingenuity by a gifted artisan with a commanding demeanor.

Too long? Yep.

How bout….

Solid advise and comment - with a flair? Expertise.

 

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[Expertise]

I, much like IOC commitee member, can be bought and influenced.

If you really want to I will send you an e-adress.

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

You know... when you're wearing just your chaps you aren't exactly nude...

C'mon I gotta know whatcha gonna call yourself. Out with it. Curiosity broiled the Muffin.

Here's another, inspired by 2 Live Crew, currently hogging the winamp..

Me So Horny (The X-Rated Version)

 

[April]

Well, I'm going to be completely forward, which is not my style. I know what I want to call him, but it's better not said on a public board! And it involves moaning, thrashing, and writhing!