Help me with my Nora Song!

[Bluesboy2]

I have to write a Nora song for the Austin get together. I am thinking in the style of Lisa Kudrow's character on friends. But I need lyrics. So I could use some ideas. Please help.
I have to play this and sing it in a public place though.

 

[Nora]

ummmm.

no.

 

[acitore_vuli]

I have to write a Nora song for the Austin get together. I am thinking in the style of Lisa Kudrow's character on friends. But I need lyrics. So I could use some ideas. Please help.
I have to play this and sing it in a public place though.

Smelly Nora, Smelly Nora, What are they feeding you?

Yes? No? Maybe?

 

[Bluesboy2]

Re: Re: Help me with my Nora Song!

Smelly Nora, Smelly Nora, What are they feeding you?

Yes? No? Maybe?

I would prefer something expressing my adoration as opposed to insulting.

 

[Never]

Whatever it is, I think it should be to the tune of the Beverly Hillbilly's song.

 

[Bluesboy2]

ummmm.

no.

What are you doing here?

 

[Bluesboy2]

Whatever it is, I think it should be to the tune of the Beverly Hillbilly's song.

I can't play banjo.

 

[Nora]

Whatever it is, I think it should be to the tune of the Beverly Hillbilly's song.

Yes, that's appropriate since I'm such a backwards hick.

 

[acitore_vuli]

Re: Re: Re: Help me with my Nora Song!

I would prefer something expressing my adoration as opposed to insulting.

Got it. Lemme think on this.

 

[marksgirl]

Nora, Nora ya know I adore ya.......

Nora, Nora can I please explore ya.........



*lol* I suck at song lyrics.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Help me with my Nora Song!

Got it. Lemme think on this.

It might help to know I will be playing a resonator guitar yet don't posess great slide skills yet.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Nora, Nora ya know I adore ya.......

Nora, Nora can I please explore ya.........



*lol* I suck at song lyrics.

Hey, thats a pretty good start!

 

[marksgirl]

Hey, thats a pretty good start!

*LOL* Just trying to do my part!

 

[Nora]

No really. I think NO song is the best way to go.

 

[Bluesboy2]

No really. I think NO song is the best way to go.

Sorry, the song goes with my outfit!

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Puuuut on your yamukah... (I know I spelt that wrong...a little help?)
It's time to celebrate Norukah...

 

[Bluesboy2]

*LOL* Just trying to do my part!

Keep going, I like it so far!

 

[someplace]

I can't play banjo.

No, but unclej can, and he's going to be there too. It can be a collaboration!

 

[Bluesboy2]

No, but unclej can, and he's going to be there too. It can be a collaboration!

Good point! I can get Scotty's input on lyrics too!

 

[Never]

Nora:
“Yes, that's appropriate since I'm such a backwards hick.”

Um. What?

 

[Saint Peter]

Hiya Blues.

NoraBreak Hotel



There is this chick named Nora.
Who like to spread good cheer.
Can out cook all of the Iron Chefs.
And drinks the COORS beer.

You make me so hornie baby,
You make me so hornie,
I get so hornie I could die.


Nora can post the replys.
She can give the pointers, too.
With the strap-on dildo she wears
She can hand out a mean fucking too.

You make me so hornie baby,
You make me so hornie,
I get so hornie I could die.

Dont be afraid or Nora.
Her bark is much worse than her bite.
Except for the evil strap-on she wears
that will turn your day into night.

You make me so hornie baby,
You make me so hornie,
I get so hornie I could die.


Hey now, if your Nora leaves you,
For another piece of tail.
Call up the wasted Iron Chefs
And tell them to go straight to Hell.

You make me so hornie baby,
You make me so hornie,
I get so hornie I could die.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Nora:
“Yes, that's appropriate since I'm such a backwards hick.”

Um. What?

Hmm... I think that was sarcasm.

 

[someplace]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

Good point! I can get Scotty's input on lyrics too!

Not Scotty's lyrics.......anything but that. Get unclej in here. He's a happy medium.

Besides, I think you need that little accent of baclava (what's that eastern european stringed instrument?) for the right Jewish spice to this song, too.

 

[marksgirl]

Keep going, I like it so far!

Nora, Nora I'm so glad your not Pia Sidora. Did I spell her name right?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Not Masaharu Morimoto!

He's the man.