Help me vandalize school property

SMILE! God is watching you!

  • I know. I wish he would quit selling the video on the Internet.

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • He archives the video at www.pissingcollegegirls.com.

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • Would you please ask him to stop.

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • He\'s hoarding the toilet paper, too.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He already knows I\'m dehyrdated, why does he want confirmation?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • God is a pervert.

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • He was, but he\'s in jail with the rest of the peeping toms.

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • That\'s nothing compared to the hidden toilet cam he\'s got in the stall next door.

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • Why?

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • He said, \"Praise Jesus!\" when he came, too.

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Total voters
    12

KillerMuffin

Seraphically Disinclined
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Seriously folks, I need some help. This has been bothering me for weeks now and despite intense undercover negotiations with my secret Litenformant, I haven't made a real choice.

So. Here's the scenario.

In one of the buildings on campus is a women's restroom. Okay, they're in all the buildings, but this one is special. The stall walls are painted a bright sort of irritatingly sunny yellow and in the handicapped bathroom some enterprisingly Christian soul has penned, with a Sharpie, "SMILE! God is watching you."

What should I write?
 
So in So's<insert name> dick is only 3 inches long?:D


Hey girls need to know right?
 
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"i know. and i want my share of the money for the videos She's selling on the internet."
 
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